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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob's foghorn alarm goes off]'' This is it, Gary!}}
|prev = Naughty Nautical Neighbors
 
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{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[SpongeBob's bed bounces up and flings SpongeBob onto the calendar, where he lands on March 3rd with the words "boating exam today!" on it then drops to the floor]'' The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so capable! ''[A door opens from underneath him. He comes out of his house riding a unicycle]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Squidward! Squidward!}}
|title = Boating School
 
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{{L|Squidward|What?}}
|next = Pizza Delivery
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Squidward! ''[SpongeBob rides his unicycle around Squidward's house]''}}
|titlecard = Boating School.jpg
 
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{{L|Squidward|Ready to move?}}
|season = 1
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. ''[Rides his unicycle towards the school]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... ''[stops his unicycle near a dumpster and jumps off of it]'' I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well, pal, I won't be needing you anymore. ''[throws the unicycle into the dumpster]'' I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!}}
|episode = 4b
 
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{{L|Gus|Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!}}
|airdate = [[August 7]], [[1999]]
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers]'' Hey, I'm getting mine next!}}
|seasonname = one
 
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{{L|Gus|Hey, I doubt it! ''[walks off]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. ''[jumps around the boardwalk]''}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[sighs]'' I'm not ready. ''[opens the door]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm goes off and rings three times.) This is it, Gary! </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[with clipboard and pen in hand]'' We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Gary''': Meow. (SpongeBob’s bed bounces up and flings SpongeBob at the calendar where he lands on March 3rd with the words “Boating Exam Today!” on it, then drops to the floor.) </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|I know. Okay, #1: What is the front of the boat?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': The big boating exam is today! I’ve never felt so CAPABLE! (Trap door opens from underneath him. SpongeBob comes out of his house riding a bike.) I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready. Squidward! Squidward!</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|The bow. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]''}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|What is the back?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Squidward''': What? </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Stern. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]''}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|#3: Right is...}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I’m ready, Squidward! (SpongeBob rides his unicycle around Squidward’s house.)</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Starboard. ''[answers the remaining questions]'' Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924. ''[Mrs. Puff writes down his answers]''}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|You've passed the oral test. What a surprise! ''[gets in the boat and secures herself tightly]'' Now it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob, get in the boat.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Squidward''': Ready to move? </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, in this boat right here? ''[looks at his watch]'' Is it time already?}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Get in the boat, SpongeBob.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': No, I’m ready to pass my boating test. (Rides his bike towards Mrs. Puff’s Boating School.) I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready… (Stops his bike near a dumpster and jumps off of it.) I’m ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well pal, I won’t be needing you anymore. (Throws the bike into the dumpster.) I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah, absolutely. ''[gets in]''}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|All you have to do is get on the track. ''[looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer]'' Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Gus''': Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license! </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|1924?}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no. First thing is to start the boat. ''[Mrs. Puff turns the engine on and SpongeBob goes crazy]'' SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it's only the boat.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (snaps fingers) Hey, I’m getting mine next! </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|The boat?}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, now what do you do next?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Gus''': Hey, I doubt it! (walks off) </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Floor it?}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes... no, no! Don't floor it.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Okay, see you on the road. I’m ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. (Jumps around the boardwalk)</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Floor it?}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, don't, don't floor it.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': (sighs) I’m not ready. (Opens the door)</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, floor it.}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! No! ''[SpongeBob pushes the accelerator down and starts driving backwards really fast by some spectators and drives into a building. After crashing, Mrs. Puff becomes big and round with a deep voice]'' Oh, SpongeBob, why?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I’m going to pass my boating exam! </span>
 
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{{L|Fred|My leg!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[in his bed]'' I don't know why, Gary. I don't know. I'm tired of failing that boating test. I've already taken it thirty-seven times.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': (With clipboard and pen in hand) We’ll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...</span>
 
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{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, thirty-eight. ''[puts his pillow on his head]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.</span>
 
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{{L|Gary|''[puts on SpongeBob's boots]'' Meow.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, Gary, I'm not walking.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': I know. Okay, number 1: What is the front of the boat? </span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[over walkie-talkie in SpongeBob's bed]'' SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' What is it, Patrick?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': The bow. (Mrs. Puff writes down his answer) </span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' I got a surprise for you.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Oh, Patrick, I'm not in the mood.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': What is the back? </span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Get out of bed. ''[SpongeBob gets out of bed]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, now what, Patrick?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Stern. (Mrs. Puff writes down his answer)</span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Go to your closet for a surprise. ''[SpongeBob slides down a room and stands up in front of his closet door]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, I'm at the closet.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Number 3: Right is… </span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Listen carefully. What's pink and square at the same time?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[through walkie-talkie]'' I don't know, Patrick. ''[SpongeBob opens the closet door and Patrick has one of SpongeBob's SquarePants on]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Starboard. Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924. (Mrs. Puff writes down his answers)</span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|Patrick SquarePants!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Pat, don't do that. ''[sits in a chair]'' I've got too much to worry about.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': You’ve past the oral test. What a surprise! (Gets in the boat and secures herself tightly) Now it’s time to, once again, take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob, get in the boat.</span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|What's the problem?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it thirty-seven...}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Oh, in this boat right here? (looks at his watch) Is it time already?</span>
 
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{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|...uhh, thirty-eight times. I know all the answers... ''[Patrick's square pants rip off]'' ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes Get in the boat, SpongeBob. </span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. ''[takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|How are we going to do that? ''[Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Oh yeah, absolutely. (gets in) </span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. ''[SpongeBob notices the antenna sticking out]'' Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? ''[Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. Next, we see a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': All you have to do is get on the track. (looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer) Okay, SpongeBob, what’s the first thing you do?</span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. ''[looking through the telescope at SpongeBob]'' Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing! ''[loudly]'' Testing! ''[screams]'' Test. Do you read?!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. }}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': 1924? </span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Got your apple ready? ''[SpongeBob shows an apple]'' Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. ''[Patrick focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it]'' Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. ''[SpongeBob jumps out of the boat and on the ground and starts chewing grass]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Moo.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': No, no. First thing is to start the boat. (Mrs. Puff turns the engine on and SpongeBob goes crazy) SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it’s only the boat.</span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' No, no, get in the boat! ''[SpongeBob jumps in the boat. A siren is heard as Mrs. Puff comes out an ambulance and into the boat]'' Give her the apple. ''[SpongeBob gives her the apple]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Here you go, ma'am. ''[Mrs. Puff throws apple in her mouth and swallows]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': The boat? </span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Let's get this over with. ''[takes a deep breath]'' What's the first thing you do? ''[puts hands and arms over head for protection]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh...}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Okay, now what do you do next? </span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Start the boat. ''[SpongeBob pushes a button that starts the boat causing Mrs. Puff to go crazy]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff!}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Floor it? </span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Whoa-ho! Huh? What?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, it's only the boat.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes...no, no! Don’t floor it. </span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|The boat? You started the boat?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I... I think so.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Floor it? </span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh. Well... what's the second thing you do?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|1924?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': No, no, don’t, don’t floor it. </span>
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' No, no, put it in drive.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Put it in drive?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Okay, floor it. </span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, yes, yes! ''[SpongeBob pushes lever down to drive]'' Put it in drive. Then what?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts leg up]'' Floor it?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': No! No! (SpongeBob pushes the accelerator down and starts driving backwards really fast by some spectators and drives into a building. After crashing, Mrs. Puff becomes big & round and speaks in a deep voice) Oh, SpongeBob, why?</span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! ''[screams]''}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Freeze, mister! ''[SpongeBob stops]'' Big toe. ''[SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Fred''': My leg! </span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh gracious. Oh gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Okay, you're coming to your first turn. ''[giant wall with the word wall on it is shown and a left curve]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (In his bed) I don’t know why, Gary. I don’t know. I’m tired of failing that boating test. I’ve already taken it thirty-seven times.</span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn.}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Left. ''[SpongeBob turns left]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Gary''': Meow. </span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh!}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[through walkie-talkie]'' Right. ''[SpongeBob turns right]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Okay, thirty-eight. (Puts his pillow on his head) </span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh! Oh my, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine.}}
 
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{{L|''[SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of SquarePants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob's diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating out of SpongeBob's fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Gary''': (Shown with SpongeBob’s boots) Meow. </span>
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Splendid! Wonderful! ''[sign that reads finish line is just ahead]'' There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head? ''[everyone laughs]'' Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna? ''[everyone laughs]'' And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers? ''[everyone laughs]'' Oh, yes, but that would be cheating. ''[SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating]''}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|Cheating! ''[laughing hysterically]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': No, Gary, I’m not walking. </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm cheating?! Mrs Puff!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, my star pupil?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (over walkie-talkie in SpongeBob’s bed) SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I think I'm cheating.}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|What's that, dear? ''[SpongeBob takes a hold of Mrs. Puff]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (Through walkie-talkie) What is it, Patrick? </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I think I am cheating!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|You've... you've let go of the wheel.}}
<h4 style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; text-align: justify; text-indent: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) I got a surprise for you. </span></h4>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I do have an antenna under my hat. ''[shows antennae under hat]'' There is a guy giving me all the answers. It's all true! ''[crying]'' I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|What? ''[Patrick runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (Through walkie-talkie) Oh, Patrick, I’m not in the mood. </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[packing]'' The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Get out of bed. (SpongeBob gets out of bed) </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Cheating... I'm a cheater! Cheater...}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, no, no! It's quite alright! you can cheat!}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (Through walkie-talkie) Okay, now what, Patrick? </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|No... I'm cheating...!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|At least, SpongeBob...}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Go to your closet for a surprise. (SpongeBob slides through a room and stands up in front of his closet door)</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Cheating!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Cheat that way!}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (Through walkie-talkie) Okay, I’m at the closet. </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|It's okay to cheat today!}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Listen carefully. What’s pink and square at the same time?</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|No...!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|That way! Cheat that way!}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (Through walkie-talkie) I don’t know, Patrick. (SpongeBob opens the closet door and Patrick has one of SpongeBob’s square pants on)</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Cheater...! ''[crashes off screen into the lighthouse again, Mrs. Puff inflates again]''}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[manly voice]'' Oh, SpongeBob, why?}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': Patrick SquarePants! </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated.}}
 
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{{L|Fred|My leg!}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Pat, don’t do that. (Sits in a chair) I’ve got too much to worry about.</span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|It's okay, SpongeBob, you didn't mean it. Okay, boys, take me away. ''[EMTs shove Mrs. Puff into the ambulance]''}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': What’s the problem? </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'll try harder next semester. ''[Mrs. Puff screams as she is taken away by the ambulance]'' It'll be great! ''[walks away]'' Only now I don't even have my bike.}}
 
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{{L|Gary|''[with SpongeBob's bike]'' Meow.}}
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I can’t pass my boating exam. I’ve taken it thirty-seven... </span>
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! ''[rides away on his bike]'' Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital!}}
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Gary''': Meow. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Uh, thirty-eight times. I know all the answers... (Patrick’s square pants rip off) ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I’ll do all the thinking for you. (Takes SpongeBob’s walkie-talkie)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': How are we going to do that? (Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob’s head with the antenna coming out of the top)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello? </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I’m taking the test, you can give me all the answers. (SpongeBob notices the antenna sticking out) Wait a minute, Patrick. Won’t I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? (Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. Cut to a big telescope peeking out of SpongeBob’s upstairs window)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. (Looking through the telescope at SpongeBob’s House) Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing!! (Yells) Testing! Ah! Test. Do you read?!</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Got your apple ready? (SpongeBob holds up an apple) Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. (Patrick focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word “Lucky” on the top of it) Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You’re ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. (SpongeBob jumps out of the boat and starts chewing grass)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Moo. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) No, no, get in the boat! (SpongeBob jumps in the boat. A siren is heard as Mrs. Puff comes out of an ambulance and into the boat) Give her the apple. (SpongeBob gives her the apple)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Here you go, ma’am. (Mrs. Puff throws apple in her mouth and swallows)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Let’s get this over with. (Takes a deep breath) What’s the first thing you do? (Puts hands and arms over her head for protection)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Uhh... </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Start the boat. (SpongeBob pushes a button that starts the boat causing Mrs. Puff to go crazy)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Whoa-ho! Huh? What? </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': It’s ok, it’s only the boat. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': The boat? You started the boat? </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I...I think so. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Oh. Well...what’s the second thing you do? </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': 1924? </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) No, no, put it in drive. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (To Mrs. Puff) Put it in drive? </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes, yes, yes! (SpongeBob pushes a lever down to drive] Put it in drive. Then what?</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': (lifts leg up) Floor it? </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': No! Ahh! No-o-o. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Freeze, mister! (SpongeBob stops) Big toe. (SpongeBob’s big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Oh, gracious. Oh, gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven’t crashed yet.</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Okay, you’re coming to your first turn. (Giant wall with the word “Wall” on it is shown and a left curve)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn.</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Left. (SpongeBob turns left) </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Oh! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': (Through walkie-talkie) Right. (SpongeBob turns right) </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Oh! Oh my, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You’re doing fine. (SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick is still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of square pants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob’s diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating out of SpongeBob’s fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down) Splendid! Wonderful! (Sign that reads “Finish Line” is just ahead) There’s the finish line. It’s unbelievable. You’ve shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I’ve ever seen. What’s your secret? A little radio in your head? (Everyone laughs) Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uh, antenna? (Everyone laughs) And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers? (Everyone laughs) Oh, yes, but that would be cheating. (SpongeBob opens his eyes wide, realizing he really is cheating)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': Haha! Cheating! Haha! (Three dramatic close-up's at SpongeBob's face) Haha! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I’m cheating. Mrs Puff! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes, my star pupil? </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I think I’m cheating. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': What’s that, dear? (SpongeBob takes a hold of Mrs. Puff) </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I think I am cheating! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': You’ve...you’ve let go of the wheel. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I do have an antenna under my hat. (Shows antennae under his hat) There is a guy giving me all the answers. It’s all true! (Crying) I’m cheating! I’m cheating! I’m cheating!</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Patrick''': What? (Patrick runs out of SpongeBob’s house and back under his rock)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I’m sorry, Mrs. Puff! I’m sorry! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': (packing) The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel... </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Cheating...I'm a cheater! Cheater... </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': No, no, no! It’s quite alright! You can cheat! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': No...I'm cheating! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': That way, SpongeBob... </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I'm cheating! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': Cheat that way! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': I’m a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': It’s okay to cheat today! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': No!</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': That way, that way! Cheat that way!</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Cheater! (Crashes off screen into the lighthouse again, Mrs. Puff inflates again)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': (Manly voice) Oh, SpongeBob, why? </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Fred''': My leg! </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Uh, I’m sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Mrs. Puff''': It’s okay, SpongeBob, you didn’t mean it. Okay, boys, take me away. (EMTs shove Mrs. Puff into the ambulance)</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Don’t worry, Mrs. Puff. I’ll try harder next semester. (Mrs. Puff screams as she is taken away by the ambulance) It’ll be great! (Walks away) Only now I don’t even have my bike.</span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''Gary''': (With SpongeBob’s bike) Meow. </span>
 
 
<span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: Symbol; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">·<span style="font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman"; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span></span><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial Rounded MT Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 20pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">'''SpongeBob''': Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! (Gary climbs on top of SpongeBob. He rides away on his bike) Alright, let’s go surprise someone at the hospital!</span>
 
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  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob's foghorn alarm goes off] This is it, Gary!
  • Gary: Meow. [SpongeBob's bed bounces up and flings SpongeBob onto the calendar, where he lands on March 3rd with the words "boating exam today!" on it then drops to the floor] The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so capable! [A door opens from underneath him. He comes out of his house riding a unicycle] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Squidward! Squidward!
  • Squidward: What?
  • SpongeBob: I'm ready, Squidward! [SpongeBob rides his unicycle around Squidward's house]
  • Squidward: Ready to move?
  • SpongeBob: No, I'm ready to pass my boating test. [Rides his unicycle towards the school] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... [stops his unicycle near a dumpster and jumps off of it] I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well, pal, I won't be needing you anymore. [throws the unicycle into the dumpster] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!
  • Gus: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!
  • SpongeBob: [snaps fingers] Hey, I'm getting mine next!
  • Gus: Hey, I doubt it! [walks off]
  • SpongeBob: Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. [jumps around the boardwalk]
  • Mrs. Puff: [sighs] I'm not ready. [opens the door]
  • SpongeBob: Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!
  • Mrs. Puff: [with clipboard and pen in hand] We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...
  • SpongeBob: First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
  • Mrs. Puff: I know. Okay, #1: What is the front of the boat?
  • SpongeBob: The bow. [Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]
  • Mrs. Puff: What is the back?
  • SpongeBob: Stern. [Mrs. Puff writes down his answer]
  • Mrs. Puff: #3: Right is...
  • SpongeBob: Starboard. [answers the remaining questions] Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924. [Mrs. Puff writes down his answers]
  • Mrs. Puff: You've passed the oral test. What a surprise! [gets in the boat and secures herself tightly] Now it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob, get in the boat.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, in this boat right here? [looks at his watch] Is it time already?
  • Mrs. Puff: Get in the boat, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Oh yeah, absolutely. [gets in]
  • Mrs. Puff: All you have to do is get on the track. [looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer] Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?
  • SpongeBob: 1924?
  • Mrs. Puff: No, no. First thing is to start the boat. [Mrs. Puff turns the engine on and SpongeBob goes crazy] SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it's only the boat.
  • SpongeBob: The boat?
  • Mrs. Puff: Okay, now what do you do next?
  • SpongeBob: Floor it?
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes... no, no! Don't floor it.
  • SpongeBob: Floor it?
  • Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, floor it.
  • Mrs. Puff: No! No! [SpongeBob pushes the accelerator down and starts driving backwards really fast by some spectators and drives into a building. After crashing, Mrs. Puff becomes big and round with a deep voice] Oh, SpongeBob, why?
  • Fred: My leg!
  • SpongeBob: [in his bed] I don't know why, Gary. I don't know. I'm tired of failing that boating test. I've already taken it thirty-seven times.
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, thirty-eight. [puts his pillow on his head]
  • Gary: [puts on SpongeBob's boots] Meow.
  • SpongeBob: No, Gary, I'm not walking.
  • Patrick: [over walkie-talkie in SpongeBob's bed] SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.
  • SpongeBob: [through walkie-talkie] What is it, Patrick?
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] I got a surprise for you.
  • SpongeBob: [through walkie-talkie] Oh, Patrick, I'm not in the mood.
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Get out of bed. [SpongeBob gets out of bed]
  • SpongeBob: [through walkie-talkie] Okay, now what, Patrick?
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Go to your closet for a surprise. [SpongeBob slides down a room and stands up in front of his closet door]
  • SpongeBob: [through walkie-talkie] Okay, I'm at the closet.
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Listen carefully. What's pink and square at the same time?
  • SpongeBob: [through walkie-talkie] I don't know, Patrick. [SpongeBob opens the closet door and Patrick has one of SpongeBob's SquarePants on]
  • Patrick: Patrick SquarePants!
  • SpongeBob: Pat, don't do that. [sits in a chair] I've got too much to worry about.
  • Patrick: What's the problem?
  • SpongeBob: I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it thirty-seven...
  • Gary: Meow.
  • SpongeBob: ...uhh, thirty-eight times. I know all the answers... [Patrick's square pants rip off] ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.
  • Patrick: Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. [takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie]
  • SpongeBob: How are we going to do that? [Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top]
  • Patrick: Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?
  • SpongeBob: Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers. [SpongeBob notices the antenna sticking out] Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head? [Patrick puts a tall hat over the antenna. Next, we see a big telescope peeking out SpongeBob's upstairs window]
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. [looking through the telescope at SpongeBob] Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing! [loudly] Testing! [screams] Test. Do you read?!
  • SpongeBob: Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over.
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Got your apple ready? [SpongeBob shows an apple] Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. [Patrick focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word lucky on the top of it] Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. [SpongeBob jumps out of the boat and on the ground and starts chewing grass]
  • SpongeBob: Moo.
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] No, no, get in the boat! [SpongeBob jumps in the boat. A siren is heard as Mrs. Puff comes out an ambulance and into the boat] Give her the apple. [SpongeBob gives her the apple]
  • SpongeBob: Here you go, ma'am. [Mrs. Puff throws apple in her mouth and swallows]
  • Mrs. Puff: Let's get this over with. [takes a deep breath] What's the first thing you do? [puts hands and arms over head for protection]
  • SpongeBob: Uhh...
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Start the boat. [SpongeBob pushes a button that starts the boat causing Mrs. Puff to go crazy]
  • SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff!
  • Mrs. Puff: Whoa-ho! Huh? What?
  • SpongeBob: It's okay, it's only the boat.
  • Mrs. Puff: The boat? You started the boat?
  • SpongeBob: I... I think so.
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh. Well... what's the second thing you do?
  • SpongeBob: 1924?
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] No, no, put it in drive.
  • SpongeBob: Put it in drive?
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes, yes, yes! [SpongeBob pushes lever down to drive] Put it in drive. Then what?
  • SpongeBob: [lifts leg up] Floor it?
  • Mrs. Puff: No! [screams]
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Freeze, mister! [SpongeBob stops] Big toe. [SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down]
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh gracious. Oh gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Okay, you're coming to your first turn. [giant wall with the word wall on it is shown and a left curve]
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn.
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Left. [SpongeBob turns left]
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh!
  • Patrick: [through walkie-talkie] Right. [SpongeBob turns right]
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh! Oh my, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine.
  • [SpongeBob stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. Patrick still talking to SpongeBob through the walkie-talkie as SpongeBob drives over a big hill in the road. As Mrs. Puff writes a couple things on her clipboard, Patrick is putting on another pair of SquarePants. SpongeBob pulls back on the boat and the boat jumps in the air over a big anchor. Patrick finds SpongeBob's diary and begins to read and laugh at it as SpongeBob jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Fred is walking across the course but SpongeBob stops the boat and helps him walk across. He gets back in the boat as Patrick is eating out of SpongeBob's fridge. SpongeBob is sitting back and driving with his feet and driving upside down]
  • Mrs. Puff: Splendid! Wonderful! [sign that reads finish line is just ahead] There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head? [everyone laughs] Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna? [everyone laughs] And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers? [everyone laughs] Oh, yes, but that would be cheating. [SpongeBob opens his eyes wide realizing he is cheating]
  • Patrick: Cheating! [laughing hysterically]
  • SpongeBob: I'm cheating?! Mrs Puff!
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes, my star pupil?
  • SpongeBob: I think I'm cheating.
  • Mrs. Puff: What's that, dear? [SpongeBob takes a hold of Mrs. Puff]
  • SpongeBob: I think I am cheating!
  • Mrs. Puff: You've... you've let go of the wheel.
  • SpongeBob: I do have an antenna under my hat. [shows antennae under hat] There is a guy giving me all the answers. It's all true! [crying] I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!
  • Patrick: What? [Patrick runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock]
  • SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!
  • Mrs. Puff: [packing] The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...
  • SpongeBob: Cheating... I'm a cheater! Cheater...
  • Mrs. Puff: No, no, no! It's quite alright! you can cheat!
  • SpongeBob: No... I'm cheating...!
  • Mrs. Puff: At least, SpongeBob...
  • SpongeBob: Cheating!
  • Mrs. Puff: Cheat that way!
  • SpongeBob: I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!
  • Mrs. Puff: It's okay to cheat today!
  • SpongeBob: No...!
  • Mrs. Puff: That way! Cheat that way!
  • SpongeBob: Cheater...! [crashes off screen into the lighthouse again, Mrs. Puff inflates again]
  • Mrs. Puff: [manly voice] Oh, SpongeBob, why?
  • SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated.
  • Fred: My leg!
  • SpongeBob: Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: It's okay, SpongeBob, you didn't mean it. Okay, boys, take me away. [EMTs shove Mrs. Puff into the ambulance]
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'll try harder next semester. [Mrs. Puff screams as she is taken away by the ambulance] It'll be great! [walks away] Only now I don't even have my bike.
  • Gary: [with SpongeBob's bike] Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile! [rides away on his bike] Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital!