After the last ad a month ago, I had seen some questionable comments (one guy with a South Park pfp sobbing over hating SP and Family Guy... I knew he was trolling).
So I'll just answer the question nobody asked... "Why should I watch Pokémon Channel when kids cartoons are vastly superior?"
EnterBots usually pick 4 cartoons as excuses for the kids cartoons>adult animation debate... Phineas and Ferb, Steven Universe, Bluey, and Teen Titans Go. (they also seem to despise innocent Johnny Test, who is better than all 4 shows I'll be riffing on)
Alright, I'm gonna go through the excuses people have over preferring kids cartoons over adult animation (despite not every adult show being Family Guy).
Let's start with Phineas and Ferb, the show whose fandom defend from criticism every time.
"The show's repetitive formula works in it's favor"
HEY DRUDDY WHERE'S THE FORMULA?
You're too good for me, Druddy. I'd say I'll raise your pay if this works out.
"The songs are mostly the meat and bones of P&F"
We can have songs too... check this crud out!
Lucario is the lead singer of XBLA, a band that covers irl radio songs from the 80s and 90s.
"Catchphrases carry the episodes"
Oh come on.
Sell out, with me tonight, sell out, with me dude-y
The merchandising company will give me a bunch of money and everything will be alright
Alright, what about Steven Universe? What's so special about that show?
"The show is very heartwarming with it's amount of inclusiveness"
My show has inclusion.
Yes Pikachu, you are inclusive. In fact, you're more inclusive than that crybaby Steven Universe, since you're including disabled people into your friend zone, and into the show.
"Steven Universe's artstyle is absolutely beautiful looking."
PFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHA
That excuse is so friggin' laughable that it doesn't deserve a drawing to criticize it. A two year old can draw better than Rebecca Sugar.
Alright, what about Bluey?
"Bluey is the main reason as to why kids cartoons are better than adult animation."
Bruh.
Tell them, Loppy! Seriously, why does Bluey and Bingo even know about Fortnite? Isn't that game for Gen Alpha teens? Bandit and Chili are bad parents if they let their girls watch Ali-A, I tell you what.
"Bandit and Chili are great parents"
Yes, Farty McFartpants and Mrs. NoToothpaste are great parents.
Another excuse not worthy of a drawing. I don't want to bring up the fact that Bandit and Chili's two daughters knew about Fortnite. Moving on.
What about Teen Titans Go? The show that doesn't get enough hate?
"Teen Titans Go had a few good episodes such as Video Game References and 40% 40% 20%"
THERE HE IS, OFFICER!!!
Two ratings traps shouldn't excuse episodes like "Legs", "The Avogodo", or "Butt Atoms". Just saying.
"It's better than Johnny Test and The Loud House"
Wow. Just wow. Using Godwin's Law to describe your hatred of JT and TLH? Now that's just messed up, even for an EnterBot like you.
Oh forget this.
PoKéMoN CHANNEL, coming soon to a YouTube near you. Don't get too excited, because it won't meet your stingy requirements for a good show.