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| + | {{L|Narrator|Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies are here! Act now and you can put into practice these crucial techniques for spongier, squarer, and more absorbent living!}} |
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| + | {{L|Narrator|Number 1: "Setting boundaries" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games!}} |
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| + | {{L|Squidward|Be quiet, SpongeBob!}} |
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| + | {{L|Narrator|Number 2: "Reverence" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a golden spatula!}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Ta-da! A perfect patty.}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|You delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness.}} |
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| + | {{L|Narrator|Number 3: "Self-esteem" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?}} |
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| + | {{L|Patrick|And they said I'd never make anything out of myself.}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|I am confident in my ability to successfully succeed.}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|I is 100% ma-male.}} |
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| + | {{L|Sandy|I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Let an old pro show you how to do it.}} |
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| + | {{L|Narrator|Number 4: "Affirmation" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|I...am a man!}} |
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| + | {{L|Patrick|The dirty therapy seems to be working just fine.}} |
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| + | {{L|Plankton|Everything works out.}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest.}} |
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| + | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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| + | {{L|Narrator|Number 5: "Gratitude" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}} |
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| + | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The customer is always right.}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|You taught me a valuable lesson.}} |
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| + | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nickel buddy, I'll never spend you!}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Haven't you ever had a very special friend?}} |
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| + | {{L|Narrator|Number 6: "Coping Skills" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, barnacles!}} |
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| + | {{L|Plankton|Hahahaha!}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|''[separates into seven smaller SpongeBob's, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside]''}} |
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| + | {{L|Narrator|Number 7: "Compassion" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}} |
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| + | {{L|Plankton|You weak-minded fool!}} |
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| + | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Or I'll feel your life with misery and woe.}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.}} |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Pfft!}} |
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| + | {{L|Narrator|With these 7 life strategies, you'll be sponge-errific, sponge-tastic, sponge-elicious even. But when in doubt, remember the SpongeBob Mantra: "I'm ready! I'm ready!" Good, now you're ready to living squarer, yellower, and spongier everyday! Repeat after SpongeBob: "I'm ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready!"}} |
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Revision as of 02:29, 30 September 2014
This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants DVD bonus feature "Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies." It can be found in these DVDs: Lost at Sea, which was released on March 4, 2003 and The Complete 1st Season, which was released on October 28, 2003.
- Narrator: Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies are here! Act now and you can put into practice these crucial techniques for spongier, squarer, and more absorbent living!
- Narrator: Number 1: "Setting boundaries" [plays scenes from episodes]
- Patrick: Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
- SpongeBob: I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games!
- Squidward: Be quiet, SpongeBob!
- Narrator: Number 2: "Reverence" [plays scenes from episodes]
- SpongeBob: Wow, a golden spatula!
- SpongeBob: Ta-da! A perfect patty.
- SpongeBob: You delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness.
- Narrator: Number 3: "Self-esteem" [plays scenes from episodes]
- SpongeBob: Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?
- Patrick: And they said I'd never make anything out of myself.
- SpongeBob: I am confident in my ability to successfully succeed.
- SpongeBob: I is 100% ma-male.
- Sandy: I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!
- SpongeBob: Let an old pro show you how to do it.
- Narrator: Number 4: "Affirmation" [plays scenes from episodes]
- SpongeBob: I...am a man!
- Patrick: The dirty therapy seems to be working just fine.
- Plankton: Everything works out.
- SpongeBob: Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest.
- Gary: Meow.
- Narrator: Number 5: "Gratitude" [plays scenes from episodes]
- Mr. Krabs: The customer is always right.
- SpongeBob: You taught me a valuable lesson.
- Mr. Krabs: Nickel buddy, I'll never spend you!
- SpongeBob: Haven't you ever had a very special friend?
- Narrator: Number 6: "Coping Skills" [plays scenes from episodes]
- SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles!
- Plankton: Hahahaha!
- SpongeBob: [separates into seven smaller SpongeBob's, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside]
- Narrator: Number 7: "Compassion" [plays scenes from episodes]
- Plankton: You weak-minded fool!
- Mr. Krabs: Or I'll feel your life with misery and woe.
- SpongeBob: Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.
- SpongeBob: Pfft!
- Narrator: With these 7 life strategies, you'll be sponge-errific, sponge-tastic, sponge-elicious even. But when in doubt, remember the SpongeBob Mantra: "I'm ready! I'm ready!" Good, now you're ready to living squarer, yellower, and spongier everyday! Repeat after SpongeBob: "I'm ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready!"