"Barnacles!" is a song sung by SpongeBob and the Hi-Seas on the album The Best Day Ever. It features Tejano musician Flaco Jiménez on the accordion.
Lyrics
- SpongeBob:
- We all know that the alphabet has twenty-six letters. (Count 'em!)
- You can mix and match to make many nouns and verbs.
- But if you say the wrong one to your mama, it may upset her.
- So in Bikini Bottom, we have a word that's preferred.
- We just say, "Barnacles!"
- It's a word that's okay to scream
- When you want to let off some steam
- And say what you really mean.
- We just yell, "Barnacles!"
- And go on our merry way
- "Barnacles" is the way we say
- What they say we can't say.
- Sandy:
- The rodeo came to town, I went down, thought I'd try some bull ridin'.
- That bovine bucked me off of his back with one mighty heave!
- The judges found after I hit the ground and I finished climbin',
- From under my cowgirl hat came some words that they couldn't believe.
- Now I say, "Barnacles!"
- It's a word that I heard down here,
- It's easier on the ear,
- Makes your troubles disappear.
- When you say, "Barnacles!"
- All the livelong day,
- "Barnacles" is the way we say
- What they say we can't say.
- SpongeBob: It's the best thing that you've ever heard.
- Patrick: It's a marvelous magical word.
- SpongeBob: When you stub your toe...
- All: BARNACLES!
- Plankton: When your bomb won't blow!
- All: BARNACLES!
- Mr. Krabs: When you lose your dough...
- All: BARNACLES! BARNACLES!
- [instrumental break]
- Sandy: Yeehaw!
- [SpongeBob trills]
- SpongeBob: It's the best thing that you've ever heard.
- All: It's a marvelous magical word.
- Mr. Krabs:
- I got hip to an investment tip, thought I'd play the stock market.
- My broker would not steer me wrong, he's a real sharp guy.
- What a trick! Get rich quick! So I dug way down deep in me pocket.
- "Barnacles!" I exclaimed as I kissed my assets goodbye.
- So just say, "Barnacles!"
- When your at the end of your rope.
- SpongeBob: Don't you sit around and mope...
- Patrick: Or get your mouth washed out with soap...
- SpongeBob:
- Simply say, "Barnacles!"
- And go on your merry way.
- "Barnacles" is the way we say
- What they say...
- SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs:
- Barnacles is the way
- When you have a bad day.
- SpongeBob:
- "Barnacles" is the way we say
- What they say we can't say!
- Everyone: BARNACLES!
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| Original Theme Highlights • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • The Best Day Ever • The Sponge Who Could Fly • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water • SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (Music from the Motion Picture)
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| Theme Song • A Day Like This • Ahhhh • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • The Alphabet Song • Back in Encino • Barnacles! • Beats by Bob • Beautiful Dreamer • Bee Line for the Tree Line • The Best Day Ever • Bikini Bottom • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom • Bossy Boots • Bubble Song • Camp Fire Song Song • Christmas Eve Jitters • Christmas Is Mine • Clarinet Wizard • Dead Eye • Doing the Sponge • Doin' the Krabby Patty • Dear Friend • Don't Be a Jerk • Down the Well • Electric Zoo • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Everything Juice • Employee of the Month • Feeding Frenzy • Feeling of Greed • Fishin' for Money • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Fueling the Bus • F.U.N. Song • Gary's Song • Give It All You Got • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Gloves • Goober Rag • Good-Bye, Atlantis • Goofy Goober Rock • Goofy Goober Song • Gratitude • This Grill is Not a Home • He's Flying • He's Our Mermaid Man • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • High Tide Time • Ho Ho Hoedown • Hot Fruitcake • I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • I Hate People • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • I Love Krabby Patties • If Only I Could Join You • The Jellyfishing Song • Just a Kid • Krabby Patty Jingle (song) • Kung Fu Rock • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Let's Be Dumb • Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Loop de Loop • Meatball, Meatball • Mr. Krabs' song • Musical Doodle • My Leg Is In Love! • My Tighty Whiteys • Never Give Up • Now That We're Men • Ocean Man • Oh, Krusty Krab • Oh, My Karen • Pets Are People Too • Plankton's Song • Patrick Star • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Prehibernation (song) • Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Plankton Jams the Signal • Ridin' the Hook • Ripped Pants • Rubber Hose Rag • Rap Battle • The Road Song • Sad Song • Sandy's song • Sailing Over The Dogger Bank • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • So Long, Bikini Bottom • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Song • Squidward's Tiki Land • Squeeze Me • Superior • Surreptitiously Mine • Surfin' Summer • Sandy Squirrel • Squidward's Back • The Suction Cup Symphony • Sweater Song • Sweet Victory • Tag, You're It • That's a Rodeo • Thank Gosh It's Monday • Two Thumbs Down • Teamwork • The Patrick Song • Together • They'll Soon Discover • Truth or Square Theme Songs • Texas • That's What Friends Do • The Tuneful Tuna's Advice • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Under My Rock • Underwater Sun • The Very First Christmas • We've Got Scurvy • When Worlds Collide • Where's Gary • We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep • Wet, Wet Christmas • Who Am I? • Who Wants to Race Me? • You Will Obey! • You Better Swim • You're Old
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| Short songs • Production music • Original music
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