This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Barnacle Face" from season eight, which aired on September 16, 2011.
- [episode begins at Bikini Bottom High School]
- Pearl: ...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! [while her screaming a teenage boy stops running, another boy stops reading but two girls keep chatting]
- Judy: Pearl, it's not as bad as you--
- Pearl: WAAAAHHHH!!!
- [cut to the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: [whistling while mopping the floor]
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: Didn't you already mop this area?
- SpongeBob: Affirmative, sir.
- Mr. Krabs: Then why would you mop it again?
- SpongeBob: Why wouldn't I? [pause]
- Mr. Krabs: Good point. [the back door is opened and Pearl is wailing. Tears of her rain down on SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs] Pearl!