"Astrology with Squidward" is a SpongeBob SquarePants [[List of shorts#|]]. In this short, Squidward is giving horoscopes for the zodiac.
Characters
- Spongebob
- Patrick: Taurus
- Squidward: Libra (sidereal zodiac) or Scorpio (tropical zodiac)
- Mr. Krabs: Cancer
- Plankton: Scorpio (sidereal zodiac) or Leo (tropical zodiac)
- Pearl: Virgo
- Emergency Fish: Gemini
- Two Side Ways Scooters: Pisces
- Elvis: Polyphytomon
Plot
At the beginning of every short, Squidward is playing his clarinet. After that, he congratulates birthday to one of Zodiac signs and starts "predicting". At then end of every short Squidward says "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer", and plays his clarinet again.
Trivia
- Each episode aired during commercial breaks on Nickelodeon, one for each time of the year in Zodiac signs.
- The Zodiac signs are represented by characters often crudely dressed up to look like the actual sign's animal.
- Although the "micro-series" was somewhat popular, it was cut from Nickelodeon's line up after airing for a year, but is still sometimes aired on Nicktoons Network, along with many cancelled Nickelodeon mini-series and shows.
- The clarinate sound is similar to the episode "The Paper".