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Astrology with Squidward

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Astrology with Squidward was a series of SpongeBob SquarePants shorts that lasted from 2000 to 2001 and featured Squidward giving horoscopes for each zodiacs.



At the beginning of every short, Squidward plays his clarinet. After that, he congratulates the birthday of one Zodiac sign and then starts "predicting." At the end of every short, Squidward says "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer," says something random, and then plays his clarinet again.


Title card # Title Airdate
Astrology with Squidward - Cancer
1 "Cancer" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Cancer.
Astrology with Squidward - Gemini
2 "Gemini" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Gemini.
Astrology with Squidward - Leo
3 "Leo" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Leo.
Astrology with Squidward - Pisces
4 "Pisces" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Pisces.
Astrology with Squidward - Sagittarius
5 "Sagittarius" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Sagittarius.
Astrology with Squidward - Taurus
6 "Taurus" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Taurus.
7 "Virgo" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Virgo.
8 "Libra" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Libra.


  • Each episode aired during commercial breaks on Nickelodeon, one for each time of the year in Zodiac signs.
  • The Zodiac signs are represented by characters often crudely dressed up to look like the actual sign's animal.
  • Although the "micro-series" was somewhat popular, it was cut from Nickelodeon's line up after airing for a year, but were still sometimes aired on Nicktoons Network, along with many canceled Nickelodeon mini-series and shows.
  • These are the first shorts of the SpongeBob SquarePants series.
  • The shorts are also available in the Russian language. (Leo is also available in Polish.)
  • The shorts were airing in Poland from 2010 to 2012.
  • Sandy and Gary are the only main characters to be absent as a Zodiac sign or in this shorts.
  • Libra (Squidward) and Virgo (Pearl) are said to exist, but no recording of either episode exists.
    • In addition, Aquarius, Aries, Scorpio, and Capricorn were said to have never been made, probably due to time limits. However, no solid proof of the (non-)existence of these shorts exists.


Start a Discussion Discussions about Astrology with Squidward

  • Petition To Bring Back Virgo and Libra Shorts

    7 messages
    • Well, you can add me to list, but what will you do with the list? Send it to who?
    • Runnervous wrote: AW10 wrote:What do you mean by bringing them back? The Virgo and Libra shorts weren't shown on TV ever. Please sign. (J...
  • New Astrology with Squidward Shorts

    • I have found a part of Leo and Sag.: One by me Sag. : Leo:

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