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Astrology with Squidward

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Astrology with Squidward was a series of SpongeBob SquarePants shorts that lasted from 2000 - 2001 and featured Squidward giving horoscopes for the zodiac.



At the beginning of every short, Squidward is playing his clarinet. After that, he congratulates the birthday of one Zodiac sign and then starts "predicting." At the end of every short Squidward says "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer," and says something random and then plays his clarinet again.


Title card # Title Airdate
Astrology with Squidward - Cancer
1 "Cancer" 2000-2001
Squidward congratulates the birthday of Zodiac cancer sign.
Astrology with Squidward - Gemini
2 "Gemini" 2000-2001
Squidward tells you about the zodiac sign, Gemini.
Astrology with Squidward - Leo
3 "Leo" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Leo.
Astrology with Squidward - Pisces
4 "Pisces" 2000-2001
Squidward talks on how Pisces lie.
Astrology with Squidward - Sagittarius
5 "Sagittarius" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Sagittarius.
Astrology with Squidward - Taurus
6 "Taurus" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Taurus.
7 "Virgo" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Virgo.
8 "Libra" 2000-2001
Squidward talks about Libra.


  • Each episode aired during commercial breaks on Nickelodeon, one for each time of the year in Zodiac signs.
  • The Zodiac signs are represented by characters often crudely dressed up to look like the actual sign's animal.
  • Although the "micro-series" was somewhat popular, it was cut from Nickelodeon's line up after airing for a year, but is still sometimes aired on Nicktoons Network, along with many cancelled Nickelodeon mini-series and shows.
  • These are the first shorts of the SpongeBob SquarePants series.
  • The shorts are also available in the Russian language. (Leo is also available in Polish.)
  • Sandy and Gary are the only main characters to be absent as a Zodiac sign or in this shorts.
  • The two shorts that are unknown are Libra (Squidward) and Virgo (Pearl).


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