"Ask Patrick Anything" is a SpongeBob SquarePants interactive short. In this short, viewers can ask Patrick Star anything.



The narrator begins the short by saying, "Ask Patrick anything!" He then explains that the viewer can ask Patrick any question and that he will have an answer. He gives an example by asking if the following day will be a good day. Patrick replies "Yes" and the narrator tells the viewer to ask Patrick questions.

The first question the viewer asks will have him saying "No," but as it progresses, the answers get stranger until Patrick answers "Applesauce" on the third question. Afterwards, the narrator asks if Patrick would like to try again, but he tells him to ask later because he is busy.

The narrator ends by saying "That was Ask Patrick Anything!" Patrick says that the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma and the narrator agrees to say that they certainly are.