As The Tide Turns is a soap opera that only appears in the episode "The Masterpiece." Squidward enjoys the show, and he watches it during working hours when there are no customers. There is one character that said "Them guppies, them's my children!" Then Squidward says "I knew it!"


  • It is a spoof of a long running soap opera called As The World Turns.
  • Squidward watches the show on the Krusty Krab television under the register.
  • The only known line said on the show is "Them guppies, them's my children!"