|As The Tide Turns|
|First appearance:||"The Masterpiece"|
As The Tide Turns is a soap opera which appeared in the episode The Masterpiece. Squidward really enjoys the show since he was watching it during his working hour even though there were no customers. There was one character that said "Them Guppies, them's my children!" Then Squidward said "I knew it!"
- It is a spoof of a long time canceled Soap Opera called "As The World Turns."
- The Krusty Krab's TV was under the register when Squidward was watching it.
- The only known line is "Them guppies, them's my children!"