Artist Unknown

Artist Unknown
General
Production code:	5571-174
Season №:	2
Episode №:	38b
Airdate:	September 21, 2001 February 7, 2002 May 28, 2002 November 2, 2002 See more... October 25, 2001 (EBS) February 2, 2002 February 2, 2002 February 26, 2002 February 27, 2002 August 18, 2002 October 8, 2002 (Super RTL) October 11, 2002 (Telétoon) November 28, 2002 (SRF ZWEI) July 23, 2003 July 27, 2003 December 11, 2003 (JEI TV) March 3, 2004 (Orf 1) October 12, 2004 December 14, 2004 October 5, 2005 (Nickelodeon) December 2, 2005 December 28, 2005 (Nickelodeon) March 7, 2006 November 18, 2007 December 22, 2008 November 8, 2009 September 29, 2010 (QTV) June 4, 2014 November 11, 2016 March 10, 2018 (PLUS PLUS) April 2, 2018 (TET) June 26, 2019 August 20, 2020 July 22, 2021
U.S. premiere time (ET):	8:15 pm
Copyright year:	2001
U.S. viewers (millions):	2.88
Running time:	11 minutes, 14 seconds
Sister episode(s):	"Sailor Mouth"
Credits
Writer(s):	Walt Dohrn Paul Tibbitt Mark O'Hare
Storyboard Artist(s):	Carson Kugler William Reiss Erik Wiese
Storyboard:	Walt Dohrn Paul Tibbitt
Animation:	Sean Dempsey
Creative:	Derek Drymon
Chronology
Previous	"Sailor Mouth"
Next	"Jellyfish Hunter"

"Artist Unknown" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season 2. In this episode, SpongeBob joins Squidward's art class.

Characters

• Squidward Tentacles
• People in the kitchen
• Milk man
• Incidentals
  • Incidental 119
  • Incidental 41
  • Incidental 6
  • Fred
  • Incidental 14
  • John
  • Incidental 2
  • Charlie
  • Incidental 68
  • Incidental 30
  • Incidental 16
  • Incidental 69
  • Incidental 36
  • Incidental 47
• SpongeBob SquarePants
  • SpongeBob's hands ^(debut)
• Monty P. Moneybags ^(debut)

Synopsis

As the episode begins, Squidward is teaching an art class at the Adult Learning Center, and cannot wait to see his new students. He opens the doors and greets a whole crowd of people, who are actually looking for the cooking class. They depart, leaving behind only one pupil: SpongeBob.

Squidward begrudgingly starts to teach SpongeBob what he knows. He starts off by demonstrating a poorly-drawn circle on the blackboard and has SpongeBob copy it, but is shocked when SpongeBob produces a perfect circle. He demands SpongeBob show him how he did it, so SpongeBob effortlessly draws a realistic human head, erases the details, and leaves a perfect circle behind. Squidward snatches SpongeBob's paper and crumples it up, which SpongeBob then turns into an origami sculpture of himself and Squidward playing leap-frog. Squidward rips it apart, but SpongeBob simply forms the scraps into a picture of them continuing their game.

"There! Now it's art!"

Squidward then attempts to show off his prowess with the chisel, creating a mere pile of rubble. However, with a single stroke of his mallet, SpongeBob produces Michelangelo's David from a raw block of marble. Squidward is amazed, but out of jealousy, he scoffs at SpongeBob's masterpiece and refuses to acknowledge his talent. SpongeBob, unquestioning of his teacher's judgment, is ashamed of himself and throws himself out of class, falling into a dumpster being hauled away to the city dump, saying that he deserves it. Squidward feels a bit bad for hurting SpongeBob's feelings, but decides to shut down his class, regardless.

Immediately after, an art collector named Monty P. Moneybags comes in, saying that he is looking for art to purchase for his new museum. Squidward shows off his own pieces to him, but Monty dislikes them all because they are all based on Squidward himself.

"I call it Bold and Brash."

However, he falls in love with SpongeBob's masterpiece, which Squidward takes credit for. While carrying the heavy statue to Monty's car, Squidward accidentally knocks off its head. Monty assures Squidward that he should easily be able to make another one, and that he will come back the next day to get it. Squidward, desperate for SpongeBob to make him another masterpiece, goes to the dump and convinces a depressed SpongeBob that he deserves another chance.

Upon returning to art class, SpongeBob has unfortunately taken Squidward's prior lessons to heart, and so fails to create anything of decent quality. When he tries to chisel another marble statue, it simply collapses into a pile of rubble. Squidward goes insane with frustration and begins smashing pillars of marble. SpongeBob concludes that his artistic "triumph" was too much for Squidward to handle, and crashes through the wall, going back to the dump.

The episode ends when Monty P. Moneybags returns and, upon seeing what Squidward has produced, incredulously asks who is responsible. Squidward shifts the blame onto the janitor and angrily storms out. However, unknown to Squidward, he accidentally has made an even more beautiful and bigger rendition of David while he got angry, and just before the episode ends, Monty cries out to the janitor, "You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!"

Production

Art

Painting of Squid's art-themed wristwatch

Original version of Bold and Brash

Storyboards

Early (bottom) and final (top) storyboards

More early v. final boards

Music

( ‣ ) Production music

( • ) Original music

( ◦ ) SpongeBob music

 • 12th St Rag - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Title card]
 ‣ String Fashion - Wilfred William Burns, The Symphonia Orchestra [Opening]
 • Idea Sting - Nicolas Carr ["Dude, you're teaching art at the rec center."]
 ‣ String Fashion - Wilfred William Burns, The Symphonia Orchestra ["Time to let the class in."]
 ‣ Tales from the Swamp (a) - Ron Goodwin ["Wait! This is Cooking!"]
 ‣ Heavenly Voices (b) - David Farnon ["You are the teacher to my pupil?"]
 ‣ Wooden Bear - Gil Flat, Tony Tape, Florian Voelxen [Starting from circle one]
 ‣ With Tongue in Cheek - Trevor Duncan ["Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And..."]
 ‣ Romeo & Juliet Overture - Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench ["It's beautiful!"]
 ‣ Comic Walk - Sidney Torch ["I mean... this isn't a sculpture!"]
 ‣ Hawaiian Cocktail - Richard Myhill ["Oh, it's so obvious!"]
 • Thats It ! - Nicolas Carr ["The world-famous art collector?"]
 ‣ Gay Dog - Francis Chacksfield, The Symphonia Orchestra [Squidward's art]
 ‣ The King's Codpiece - Paddy Kingsland [Monty praises SpongeBob's sculpture]
 ‣ Take a Bow 1 - David Lindup [Squidward imagines himself famous]
 ‣ The King's Codpiece - Paddy Kingsland [Squidward takes credit for the sculpture]
 ‣ Glissando (i) - Skaila Kanga, Richard Myhill [Sculpture sheds tear]
 ‣ Hawaiian Link (B) - Richard Myhill ["My fame! My fortune! My hair!"]
 • Steel Licks 40 - Jeremy Wakefield [Monty leaves]
 ‣ Dramatic Impact (2) - Ivor Slaney ["I got to find SpongeBob!"]
 • Drowsey Reef - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob in the dump]
 ‣ String Fashion - Wilfred William Burns, The Symphonia Orchestra [SpongeBob failing to repeat what he did earlier]
 ‣ Facing the Challenge [#13] - Gregor F. Narholz [SpongeBob visualizing his concept]
 ‣ The Land is Ours - Gregor F. Narholz ["With this tool, I shall give birth to art!"]
 • Steel Licks 39 - Jeremy Wakefield ["There, now it's art."]
 • 12th St Rag - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Squidward's art rage]
 • Vibe & Harp Hits - Nicolas Carr ["What the...?"]
 ‣ Announcing the Top - Gregor F. Narholz [Ending]

Release

• This episode is available on The Seascape Capers, Complete 2nd Season, Glumly Squidward, I'm with Hazo, First 100 Episodes, Best of SpongeBob, The Ultimate SpongeBob Box Set, SpongeBob SquarePants Vol. 3, The SpongeBob Super Square Collection, Complete Second Season, From the Beginning, Part 1, The SpongeBob SquarePants Collection, Fine Arts Collection, The SpongeBob SquarePants 8 Season DVD Collection, The First & Second Seasons, and The Best 200 Episodes Ever DVDs and on VideoNow.
• This episode is also available on the UK version of The Seascape Capers VHS tape.

Trivia

General

• The title card background is the marble stone used throughout the episode.
• The quote "I have no talent" was later used in the online game SpongeBob SquarePants Saves Bikini Bottom.
• SpongeBob's method of drawing a circle is the opposite of how one would naturally draw the detailed head and face, as SpongeBob used as his starting point for the circle.
• This is the second episode where SpongeBob repeats "really" in a conversation. The first was in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III."
• The man seen at home with his "bored house wife" is played by Art Director Nick Jennings.
• The sculpture scene has become a popular meme among caption memes.
• When "License to Milkshake" premiered, it was paired up with this episode.
  • In addition on the December 4, 2020, it was paired up with "Nautical Novice."

Art Teacher Squidward in SpongeBob Simulator.

• Squidward's art teacher uniform in this episode as well as the "Mr. Tentacles has all the talent" quote later appears in SpongeBob Simulator.
  • A pose from this episode was also used in SpongeBob Simulator.

Dub facts

German title card.

• In Germany, the title card uses the exact same background as "The Smoking Peanut."
  • This also occurred in "Something Smells" and "Prehibernation Week."
• In the Brazilian dub, during the sculpture inspection the "perfect censorship" quote was changed to "visão perfeita" (which translates to perfect vision).
  • In the Indonesian dub, it is changed into "so perfect."
• In the Hebrew dub of this episode, Squidward is mistakenly called "Mr. Terpentine" throughout the episode, instead of "Mr. Tentacles."

Cultural references

• SpongeBob's "dump" song is in the tune of the "William Tell Overture" finale. The song was heard first in a Rocko's Modern Life episode, being sung by Heffer.
  • Coincidentally, SpongeBob and Heffer were both voiced by Tom Kenny.
• One of the paintings on the classroom wall is a parody of the American Gothic.
  • Another one of the paintings is a parody of Vitruvian Man, a sketch by Leonardo da Vinci.
• The marble statue done by SpongeBob is a parody of Michelangelo's David.

Errors

• In the SIC European Portuguese dub, the laughter from the end of "Sailor Mouth" can be heard in the title card for a whole second.
• When SpongeBob is knocked out the window into the trash bin, there is glass on the floor inside, when it should be outside the building with since that is the direction in which SpongeBob goes through the window.
• The window that SpongeBob goes through goes from being broken to fixed in between shots.

Monty P. Moneybags' mustache is tucked behind his lip.

• When Monty P. Moneybags says, "Because. It's an art collection!," his mustache appears to be tucked behind his lip.
• As the art collector laughs at Bold and Brash, one of the squares on his jacket loses color.

Squidward has two legs instead of four.

• When the janitor throws away Bold and Brash, Squidward has two legs instead of the usual four.
  • This error also occurs in "The Algae's Always Greener."
• When Squidward unsuccessfully tries to carry SpongeBob's statue out of his classroom and the statue's head falls off, the head lands and settles on its back. But in the next shot, when the head sheds a tear just before turning into a pile of gravel, it is lying on its side.
• When Squidward tears up the rule book, there are some pieces on the floor, but in one minute, they disappear. Also, when SpongeBob uses these pieces to make something, some pieces that are red disappear, but when he is done making it, they reappear.
• When SpongeBob says, "I did it, Squidward!" on his second attempt to draw a circle, the circle appears out of nowhere.

Videos

DoodleBob Comes to Life! ✏️ ThrowbackThursdays SpongeBob

The Squidward Show Ep. 2 "Artist Unknown" - SpongeBob