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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I surely break out in a rash!}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[looks around the Krusty Krab with a telescope]'' Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look Patrick, eight gold doubloons!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick, eight gold doubloons!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait, I saw it first! |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait, I saw it first! Hyah! ''[jumps onto the table and sweats]'' Mine, mine! Huh?!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Boy Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this? Where are the doubloons?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this? Where are the doubloons?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' There are no real doubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' There are no real doubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt."}} |
{{L|Patrick|Based on a real treasure map.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Based on a real treasure map.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Take a break and play around with us.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a break and play around with us.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! C'mon sweaty.}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! C'mon, sweaty.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you finished |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you finished cleanin’ the tables?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned the tables Mr. Krabs!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned the tables, Mr. Krabs!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Aye, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[chewing gum]'' I already took care of it.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[chewing gum along with Patrick]'' I already took care of it.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls dice]'' |
+ | {{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' 5. ''[makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card]'' One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs]'' It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Patrick, you're fired!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Patrick, you're fired!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|But I don't even work here!}} |
{{L|Patrick|But I don't even work here!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you like a job, |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you like a job, startin’ now? ''[puts a hat on Patrick's head]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Boy, would I?!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Boy, would I?!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes hat off Patrick's head]'' You're fired!}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes the hat off Patrick's head]'' You're fired!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls dice]'' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' 1, 2, 3, 4. ''[picks up the card and reads it]'' Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. ''[looks through the hole in the tree]'' Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Shiver me timbers!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Shiver me timbers!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. Your turn again Mr. Krabs.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. Your turn again, Mr. Krabs.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls dice]'' Ooh, fish eyes. |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' Ooh, fish eyes. 1, 2.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' You are a real pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure Mr. Krabs!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' You are a real pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure? ''[digs with a small toy shovel and a mini plastic treasure chest appears]'' There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! ''[starts sweating profusely]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}} |
− | {{L|Fred|''[walks into |
+ | {{L|Fred|''[walks into the Krusty Krab]'' Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry for one-- ''[Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head, and heads for the door]'' Help! Help! ''[Mr. Krabs throws him out the door]'' My leg!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you see we're closed?! Ready for another round? This is my kind of game!}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you see we're closed?! ''[rushes back to the game table]'' Ready for another round? This is my kind of game!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hooray!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hooray!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|6! 1, 2... ''[scenery changes from day to night. SpongeBob and Patrick are tired; Patrick is even asleep on the table]'' I win again! Oh, that's 17 times in a row.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|I think we |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[very tired]'' I think we oughta call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really gotta get some sleep.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, you can't walk out on me now.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, you can't walk out on me now.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''[ |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''[yawns, then slings Patrick over his shoulder and carries him out]'' See you tomorrow. ''[walks inside his house after bringing Patrick home. Rattling noises heard]'' Huh? Who's there? ''[turns a light on]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, SpongeBob. One more game. I can smell the treasure.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, it |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pushes Mr. Krabs outside]'' Mr. Krabs, it's late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs. ''[closes the door, but Mr. Krabs is inside the house once again]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, you gotta... ''[opens door]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, you gotta... ''[opens the door, and Mr. Krabs is now outside]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Tread softly, lad. If the Dutchman hears you, we'll never get his treasure.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs...}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs...}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll roll for |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll roll for you, boy.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls dice]'' |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' 8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|1, 2, 3...}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling]'' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling in frustration]'' Mr. Krabs, I wanna go to bed! ''[pauses]'' Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|A game. That's...right. Of course it is, my mistake. I guess I got a little carried away, eh? |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. ''[picks up the game board and folds it in half]'' I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealin’ with here. Sorry, for disturbin’ ya, lad. ''[walks away while SpongeBob shuts the door. Morning arrives, and then the clam "rooster" crows everyone up.]'' Avast! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw, go home already. I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw, go home already. ''[gets out of bed and looks out the window]'' I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That’s Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Pirates?}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[excited]'' Pirates?}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Aye! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Treasure? ''[dancing around]'' We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house]'' Treasure? ''[dancing around]'' We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ay, ay, ay. |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ay, ay, ay. Belay that skippin’. Pirates don't skip. ''[throws them a bag of pirate stuff]'' Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, don't you feel more like pirates?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, don't you feel more like pirates?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! ''[falls on plank]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[walks towards the plank using two peg legs]'' Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! ''[falls on the plank]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|I'm |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[walks towards the plank with two separate eye patches covering his eyes]'' I'm Blindbeard the Pirate. ''[falls on SpongeBob]'' Ow.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Ow.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Really? Can we see the map?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Really? Can we see the map?}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okie dokie, then.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Okie dokie, then.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Okie...oops. ''[laughs]'' I mean...arrgh! Captain Krabs. ''[eyes widen]'' Captain, we're about to hit...uhh...I mean...arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Okie... oops. ''[laughs while a jellyfish flies by him]'' I mean... ''[standing up]'' arrgh! Captain Krabs. ''[his eyes widen and sees a rock nearby]'' Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Out with it man, arrgh!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Out with it man, arrgh!}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say... ''[crash]'' land.}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! ''[crash]'' land...}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|The whole ship is underwater captain.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|The whole ship is underwater captain.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot. This is it boys, from the seaweed with |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot. This is it, boys, from the seaweed with 2 leaves on it. 10,000 paces east.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... ''[Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off]'' Which way |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... ''[Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off]'' Which way, cap'n?}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ensign Patrick, which way is east?}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Uhh...let's see, uhh... ''[points]'' that way captain!}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Uhh... let's see, uhh... ''[points]'' that way, captain!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the "X"? |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the "X"? Supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces east.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Weast? What kind of compass you |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Weast? What kind of compass you readin’, lad?}} |
{{L|Patrick|This one, sir.}} |
{{L|Patrick|This one, sir.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's west, Patrick. You're fired again. 9,551...9,552...}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's '''''west''''', Patrick. You're fired '''''again'''''. ''[cuts to the crew walking again in the opposite direction, which they should’ve done in the first place]'' 9,551... 9,552...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, we're tired.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, we're tired.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|And hungry.}} |
{{L|Patrick|And hungry.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, so this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee bit hungry, and you wanna shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass, or by the size of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty of his crew. And without a loyal crew... ''[one of SpongeBob's eyes fill up with tears]'' what am I captain of? Just... a bunch of sand! ''[cries]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Don't cry, Captain Krabs.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Don't cry, Captain Krabs.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. ''[both cry]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles and crying]'' Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. ''[both cry]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll stay with me then?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll stay with me then?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.}} |
{{L|Patrick|I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|But we've only been gone a few hours.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|But we've only been gone a few hours.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|I know. ''[ |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I know. ''[chuckles. SpongeBob moves away]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Captain Krabs?}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[entering the tent]'' Captain Krabs?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|He's not here.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|He's not here.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Look! The treasure map.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Look! The treasure map.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Yeah...}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[walks toward the map]'' Yeah...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what are you doing?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what are you doing?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Nothing.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Nothing.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're not |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're not supposed to look at the map. ''[Patrick touches the map]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that is there?}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that, is there?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|No, guess there isn't. ''[ |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|No, guess there isn't. ''[both poking the map, until it opens]'' Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. ''[Both laugh. Their eyes enlarge and search the map]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. ''[ |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, the map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. ''[Their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads; their eyes become black.]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob?}} |
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Do you think this is a problem?}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[appearing right behind them and angry]'' Do you think this is a problem?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' Mr. Krabs!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' Mr. Krabs!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sneakin’ peeks at me treasure map?}} |
{{L|Patrick|We're sorry.}} |
{{L|Patrick|We're sorry.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|I think that.}} |
{{L|Patrick|I think that.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna throw |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna throw ya overboard for sayin’ that!}} |
+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick both begged for mercy and then the "X" symbol appeared underneath them.]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Look! It's the "X |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Look! It's the "X."}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[eyes go into "X" like symbol]'' "X" marks the spot!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[eyes go into "X" like symbol]'' "X" marks the spot!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you waitin’ for, lads? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both start digging.]'' Dig! Dig! ''[minutes later]'' Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|We got it Captain Krabs.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|We got it, Captain Krabs.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha, ha. Hand it up to me lads. Heave! ''[ |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha, ha. Hand it up to me, lads. Heave! ''[brings the treasure up]'' We finally found it. ''[opens up the treasure chest]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Female Chorus|The Dutchman's Treasure!}} |
− | {{L|Voice|The Dutchman's Treasure.}} |
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{{L|All|Wow!}} |
{{L|All|Wow!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|What are you |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|What are you gonna do with your share, Patrick?}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|I don't know. How are you |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I don't know. How are you gonna spend your share, SpongeBob?}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What shares? You're not |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What shares? You're not gettin’ any of '''''my''''' treasure!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|We found it together. So we deserve a share!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|We found it together. So we deserve a share!}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|What about loyalty?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|What about loyalty?}} |
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+ | {{L|''[all three are now fighting over the treasure chest]''}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} |
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− | {{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the |
+ | {{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the Flyin’ Dutchman.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} |
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− | {{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the |
+ | {{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the Flyin’ Dutchman. ''[wakes up]'' Who dares wake the Flyin’ Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm tryna get some sleep. ''[noticing them fighting over the treasure chest]'' Huh?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|One for all. ''[lightning strikes]''}} |
− | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Who |
+ | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shoves chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick]'' They did!}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shoves the chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick]'' They did!}} |
− | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Arrgh! So you two scallywags dug up me treasure? |
+ | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Arrgh! ''[picks up the treasure chest]'' So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Uh-huh!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[hugging each other in fear]'' Uh-huh!}} |
− | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's |
+ | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's a reward for the two of ya's.}} |
+ | {{L|''[The Flying Dutchman gives them two gold doubloons]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow!}} |
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− | {{L| |
+ | {{L|Female Chorus|Two gold doubloons!}} |
+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick take the doubloons and the Flying Dutchman puts away his treasure chest in his pocket.]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! I'm captain of this crew |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my reward?}} |
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+ | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Hmm, I guess you're right. A little somethin’ for your trouble. ''[flicks something to Mr. Krabs]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! ''[a tiny plastic treasure chest]'' Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest!}} |
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+ | {{L|Female Chorus|Plastic!}} |
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+ | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest. ''[laughs]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Gee Mr. Krabs, you're |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're lookin’ all sweaty again.}} |
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Latest revision as of 07:10, 22 October 2023
This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Arrgh!" from season 1, which aired on March 15, 2000.
- Mr. Krabs: [looks around the Krusty Krab with a telescope] Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash!
- SpongeBob: Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick, eight gold doubloons!
- Mr. Krabs: Wait, I saw it first! Hyah! [jumps onto the table and sweats] Mine, mine! Huh?!
- SpongeBob: Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.
- Mr. Krabs: What's this? Where are the doubloons?
- SpongeBob: [laughs] There are no real doubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt."
- Patrick: Based on a real treasure map.
- SpongeBob: Take a break and play around with us.
- Patrick: Yeah! C'mon, sweaty.
- Mr. Krabs: Have you finished cleanin’ the tables?
- SpongeBob: I cleaned the tables, Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Aye, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside?
- SpongeBob: [chewing gum along with Patrick] I already took care of it.
- Mr. Krabs: Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.
- Patrick: My turn. [rolls the dice] 5. [makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card] One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. [SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs] It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired!
- Patrick: But I don't even work here!
- Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job, startin’ now? [puts a hat on Patrick's head]
- Patrick: Boy, would I?!
- Mr. Krabs: [takes the hat off Patrick's head] You're fired!
- SpongeBob: My turn. [rolls the dice] 1, 2, 3, 4. [picks up the card and reads it] Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. [looks through the hole in the tree] Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone.
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Shiver me timbers!
- SpongeBob: [laughs] Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. Your turn again, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: [rolls the dice] Ooh, fish eyes. 1, 2.
- SpongeBob: [picks up card and reads it] You are a real pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Treasure? [digs with a small toy shovel and a mini plastic treasure chest appears] There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! [starts sweating profusely]
- SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.
- Fred: [walks into the Krusty Krab] Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry for one-- [Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head, and heads for the door] Help! Help! [Mr. Krabs throws him out the door] My leg!
- Mr. Krabs: Can't you see we're closed?! [rushes back to the game table] Ready for another round? This is my kind of game!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray!
- Mr. Krabs: 6! 1, 2... [scenery changes from day to night. SpongeBob and Patrick are tired; Patrick is even asleep on the table] I win again! Oh, that's 17 times in a row.
- SpongeBob: [very tired] I think we oughta call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really gotta get some sleep.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, you can't walk out on me now.
- SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. [yawns, then slings Patrick over his shoulder and carries him out] See you tomorrow. [walks inside his house after bringing Patrick home. Rattling noises heard] Huh? Who's there? [turns a light on]
- Mr. Krabs: Come on, SpongeBob. One more game. I can smell the treasure.
- SpongeBob: [pushes Mr. Krabs outside] Mr. Krabs, it's late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs. [closes the door, but Mr. Krabs is inside the house once again]
- Mr. Krabs: Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you gotta... [opens the door, and Mr. Krabs is now outside]
- Mr. Krabs: Tread softly, lad. If the Dutchman hears you, we'll never get his treasure.
- SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs...
- Mr. Krabs: I'll roll for you, boy.
- SpongeBob: But, Mr...
- Mr. Krabs: [rolls the dice] 8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad.
- SpongeBob: But, Mr...
- Mr. Krabs: 1, 2, 3...
- SpongeBob: [yelling in frustration] Mr. Krabs, I wanna go to bed! [pauses] Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?
- Mr. Krabs: A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. [picks up the game board and folds it in half] I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealin’ with here. Sorry, for disturbin’ ya, lad. [walks away while SpongeBob shuts the door. Morning arrives, and then the clam "rooster" crows everyone up.] Avast! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.
- SpongeBob: Aw, go home already. [gets out of bed and looks out the window] I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: That’s Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.
- SpongeBob: [excited] Pirates?
- Mr. Krabs: Aye! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house] Treasure? [dancing around] We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!
- Mr. Krabs: Ay, ay, ay. Belay that skippin’. Pirates don't skip. [throws them a bag of pirate stuff] Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.
- SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.
- Mr. Krabs: Now, don't you feel more like pirates?
- SpongeBob: [walks towards the plank using two peg legs] Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! [falls on the plank]
- Patrick: [walks towards the plank with two separate eye patches covering his eyes] I'm Blindbeard the Pirate. [falls on SpongeBob] Ow.
- Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! [fade to ship sailing across in midair] Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin’ to the map, we're close to the first landmark.
- SpongeBob: Really? Can we see the map?
- Mr. Krabs: Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.
- SpongeBob: Okie dokie, then.
- Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"
- SpongeBob: Okie... oops. [laughs while a jellyfish flies by him] I mean... [standing up] arrgh! Captain Krabs. [his eyes widen and sees a rock nearby] Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...
- Mr. Krabs: Out with it man, arrgh!
- Patrick: I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! [crash] land...
- Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants?
- SpongeBob: The whole ship is underwater captain.
- Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot. This is it, boys, from the seaweed with 2 leaves on it. 10,000 paces east.
- SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... [Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off] Which way, cap'n?
- Mr. Krabs: Ensign Patrick, which way is east?
- Patrick: Uhh... let's see, uhh... [points] that way, captain!
- Mr. Krabs: 9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the "X"? Supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces east.
- Patrick: Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!
- Mr. Krabs: Weast? What kind of compass you readin’, lad?
- Patrick: This one, sir.
- Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again. [cuts to the crew walking again in the opposite direction, which they should’ve done in the first place] 9,551... 9,552...
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, we're tired.
- Patrick: And hungry.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, so this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee bit hungry, and you wanna shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass, or by the size of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty of his crew. And without a loyal crew... [one of SpongeBob's eyes fill up with tears] what am I captain of? Just... a bunch of sand! [cries]
- Patrick: Don't cry, Captain Krabs.
- SpongeBob: [sniffles and crying] Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. [both cry]
- Mr. Krabs: You'll stay with me then?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!
- Mr. Krabs: I knew I could count on you boys. One for all!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: And all for one! [laying on ground at night outside tent]
- SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.
- Patrick: I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.
- SpongeBob: But we've only been gone a few hours.
- Patrick: I know. [chuckles. SpongeBob moves away]
- SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [entering the tent] Captain Krabs?
- SpongeBob: He's not here.
- Patrick: Look! The treasure map.
- SpongeBob: Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.
- Patrick: [walks toward the map] Yeah...
- SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
- Patrick: Nothing.
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you're not supposed to look at the map. [Patrick touches the map]
- Patrick: I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that, is there?
- SpongeBob: No, guess there isn't. [both poking the map, until it opens] Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. [Both laugh. Their eyes enlarge and search the map]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: The map, the map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. [Their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads; their eyes become black.]
- Patrick: SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Yeah?
- Patrick: Did you notice something familiar about this map?
- SpongeBob: You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?
- Mr. Krabs: [appearing right behind them and angry] Do you think this is a problem?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [scream] Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Sneakin’ peeks at me treasure map?
- Patrick: We're sorry.
- Mr. Krabs: That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?
- SpongeBob: Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!
- Patrick: I think that.
- Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna throw ya overboard for sayin’ that!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick both begged for mercy and then the "X" symbol appeared underneath them.]
- SpongeBob: [gasps] Look! It's the "X."
- Mr. Krabs: [eyes go into "X" like symbol] "X" marks the spot!
- SpongeBob: Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.
- Mr. Krabs: Well, what are you waitin’ for, lads? [SpongeBob and Patrick both start digging.] Dig! Dig! [minutes later] Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
- SpongeBob: We got it, Captain Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Ha, ha. Hand it up to me, lads. Heave! [brings the treasure up] We finally found it. [opens up the treasure chest]
- Female Chorus: The Dutchman's Treasure!
- All: Wow!
- SpongeBob: What are you gonna do with your share, Patrick?
- Patrick: I don't know. How are you gonna spend your share, SpongeBob?
- Mr. Krabs: What shares? You're not gettin’ any of my treasure!
- SpongeBob: We found it together. So we deserve a share!
- Mr. Krabs: Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!
- SpongeBob: What about loyalty?
- [all three are now fighting over the treasure chest]
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flyin’ Dutchman.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flyin’ Dutchman. [wakes up] Who dares wake the Flyin’ Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm tryna get some sleep. [noticing them fighting over the treasure chest] Huh?
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: One for all. [lightning strikes]
- Flying Dutchman: Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?
- Mr. Krabs: [shoves the chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick] They did!
- Flying Dutchman: Arrgh! [picks up the treasure chest] So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [hugging each other in fear] Uh-huh!
- Flying Dutchman: Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's a reward for the two of ya's.
- [The Flying Dutchman gives them two gold doubloons]
- SpongeBob: Wow!
- Female Chorus: Two gold doubloons!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick take the doubloons and the Flying Dutchman puts away his treasure chest in his pocket.]
- Mr. Krabs: Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my reward?
- Flying Dutchman: Hmm, I guess you're right. A little somethin’ for your trouble. [flicks something to Mr. Krabs]
- Mr. Krabs: Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! [a tiny plastic treasure chest] Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest!
- Female Chorus: Plastic!
- Flying Dutchman: Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest. [laughs]
- Patrick: Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're lookin’ all sweaty again.
- [Flying Dutchman turns into green smoke and vanishes.]