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- Mr. Krabs: Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I surely break out in a rash!
- SpongeBob: Yippee! I'm rich! Look Patrick, eight gold doubloons!
- Mr. Krabs: Wait, I saw it first! Hah! [Jumps onto table and sweats] Mine, mine! Huh?!
- SpongeBob: Boy Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.
- Mr. Krabs: What's this? Where are the doubloons?
- SpongeBob: [laughs] There are no real doubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt".
- Patrick: Based on a real treasure map.
- SpongeBob: Take a break and play around with us.
- Patrick: Yeah! C'mon sweaty.
- Mr. Krabs: Have you finished cleaning the tables?
- SpongeBob: I cleaned the tables Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Ay, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside?
- SpongeBob: [chewing gum] I already took care of it.
- Mr. Krabs: Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.
- Patrick: My turn. [rolls dice] Five. [makes strawberry noise while moving piece. Reads card] One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. [SpongeBob turns eyes toward Mr. Krabs] It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired!
- Patrick: But I don't even work here!
- Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job, starting now? [puts hat on Patrick's head]
- Patrick: Boy, would I?!
- Mr. Krabs: [takes hat off Patrick's head] You're fired!
- SpongeBob: My turn. [rolls dice] One, two, three, four. [picks up card and reads it] Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. [looks through the hole in the tree] Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone.
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Shiver me timbers!
- SpongeBob: [laughs] Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. Your turn again Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: [rolls dice] Ooh, fish eyes. One, two.
- SpongeBob: [picks up card and reads it] You are a real pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Treasure. [digs and mini plastic treasure chest appears] There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! Gold, gold, gold. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. [starts sweating profusely]
- Spongebob: Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.
- Fred: [walks into The Krusty Krab] Rev up those fryers, cause I am sure hungry for one-- [Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head, and heads for the door] Help! Help! [Mr. Krabs throws him out the door] My leg!
- Mr. Krabs: Can't you see we're closed?! Ready for another round? This is my kind of game!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray!
- Mr. Krabs: Six! One, two... [scenery changes from day to night. Spongebob and Patrick are tired; Patrick is even asleep on the table] I win again! Oh, that's seventeen times in a row.
- SpongeBob: I think we ought to call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really got to get some sleep.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, you can't walk out on me now.
- SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. [he yawns, slings Patrick over his shoulder, and carries him out] See you tomorrow. [walks inside house after taking Patrick home. Rattling noises heard] Huh? Who's there? [turns light on]
- Mr. Krabs: C'mon, SpongeBob. One more game. I can smell the treasure.
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, it is late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you gotta... [opens door]
- Mr. Krabs: That's awful lad. If the Dutchman hears ya, we'll never get his treasure.
- SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs...
- Mr. Krabs: I'll roll for ya boy.
- SpongeBob: But, Mr...
- Mr. Krabs: [rolls dice] Eight paces, now that's a good start lad.
- SpongeBob: But, Mr...
- Mr. Krabs: One, two, three...
- SpongeBob: [yelling] MR. KRABS! I WANNA GO TO BED! Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?
- Mr. Krabs: A game. That's...right. Of course it is, my mistake. I guess I got a little carried away, eh? On this treasure we're dealing here. Sorry, for disturbing ya, lad. [morning arrives] Avas! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.
- SpongeBob: Aw, go home already. I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: It's Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.
- SpongeBob: Pirates?
- Mr. Krabs: Ay! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Treasure? [dancing around] We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!
- Mr. Krabs: Ay, ay, ay. Relay that skipping. Pirates don't skip. [throws them a bag of pirate stuff] Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.
- SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.
- Mr. Krabs: Now, don't you feel more like pirates?
- SpongeBob: Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! [falls on plank]
- Patrick: I'm Blind Beard the Pirate. [falls on SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: Ow.
- Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! [sailing underwater] Keep a sharp lookout. According to the map, we're close to the first landmark.
- SpongeBob: Really? Can we see the map?
- Mr. Krabs: Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.
- SpongeBob: Okie dokie, then.
- Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"
- SpongeBob: Okie...oops. [laughs] I mean...arrgh! Captain Krabs. [eyes widen] Captain, we're about to hit...uhh...I mean...arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...
- Mr. Krabs: Out with it man, arrgh!
- Patrick: I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! [crash] land...
- Mr. Krabs: ARRGH! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants?
- SpongeBob: The whole ship is underwater captain.
- Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot. This is it boys, from the seaweed with two leaves on it. 10,000 paces east.
- SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... [Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off] Which way captain?
- Mr. Krabs: Answer Patrick. Which was is east?
- Patrick: Uhh...let's see, uhh... [points] that way captain!
- Mr. Krabs: 9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the "X"? Supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces east.
- Patrick: Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!
- Mr. Krabs: Weast? What kind of compass you reading lad?
- Patrick: This one, sir.
- Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again. 9,551...9,552...
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, we're tired.
- Patrick: And hungry.
- Mr. Krabs: Ooh. So this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee-bit hungry, and you want to shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not judged by the notches in his compass, but by the sides of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty and his crew. And without a loyal crew,[one of SpongeBob's eyes fill up with tears, as he was getting ready to cry] what am I captain of? Just a bunch of sand! [cries]
- Patrick: Don't cry, Captain Krabs.
- SpongeBob: [sniffles and crying]'Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. [both cry]
- Mr. Krabs: You'll stay with me then?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!
- Mr. Krabs: I knew I could count on you boys. One for all!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: And all for one! [laying on ground at night outside tent]
- SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.
- Patrick: I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.
- SpongeBob: But we've only been gone a few hours.
- Patrick: I know. [laughs. SpongeBob moves away]
- SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Captain Krabs?
- SpongeBob: He's not here.
- Patrick: Look! The treasure map.
- SpongeBob: Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.
- Patrick: Yeah...
- SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
- Patrick: Nothing.
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you're not suppose to look at the map. [Patrick poking the map]
- Patrick: I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that is there?
- SpongeBob: No, guess there isn't. [Both poking map. Map opens] Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. [Both laugh. Eyes enlarge and search the map]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: The map, the map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. [Eyes go back in]
- Patrick: SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Yeah?
- Patrick: Did you notice something familiar about this map?
- SpongeBob: You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?
- Mr. Krabs: Do you think this is a problem?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [scream] Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Sneaking peeks at me treasure?
- Patrick: We're sorry.
- Mr. Krabs: That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?
- SpongeBob: Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!
- Patrick: I think that.
- Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna throw you overboard for saying that!
- SpongeBob: [gasps] Look! It's the "X".
- Mr. Krabs: [eyes go into "X" like symbol] "X" marks the spot!
- SpongeBob: Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.
- Mr. Krabs: Well, what are you waiting for lads? Dig! Dig!! Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
- SpongeBob: We got it Captain Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Ha, ha. Hand it up to me lads. Heave! [Brings treasure up]
- Mr. Krabs: We finally found it.
- Voice: The Dutchman's Treasure.
- All: Wow!
- SpongeBob: What are you going to do with your share, Patrick?
- Patrick: I don't know. How are you going to spend your share, SpongeBob?
- Mr. Krabs: What shares? You're not getting any of my treasure!
- SpongeBob: We found it together. So we deserve a share!
- Mr. Krabs: Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!
- SpongeBob: What about loyalty?
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flying Dutchman.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flying Dutchman. [wakes up] Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm trying to get some sleep.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: And one for all. [Lightning]
- Flying Dutchman: Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?
- Mr. Krabs: [shoves chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick] They did!
- Flying Dutchman: Arrgh! So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Uh-huh!
- Flying Dutchman: Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's an reward for the two of ya's.
- SpongeBob: Wow!
- Voice: Two Gold Doubloons.
- Mr. Krabs: Wait! I'm captain of this crew. Where's my reward?
- Flying Dutchman: Hmmm, I guess you're right. A little something for your trouble. [Flicks something to Mr. Krabs]
- Mr. Krabs: Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold. Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest.
- Voice: Plastic!
- Flying Dutchman: Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest. [laughs]
- Patrick: Gee Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again.