This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Dunces and Dragons short "Around the World," which aired on March 7, 2006.
- [Squidward is planting in his garden.]
- SpongeBob: [carrying his briefcase] So long, Squidward! I'm goin' around the world!
- Squidward: Bon voyage!
- Patrick: [puts down a globe] Let's go, buddy!
- SpongeBob & Patrick: [runs around the globe] Around the world! Around the world! Around the world! [laughs] Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
- Squidward: I knew it was too good to be true.
- [The rest is an advertisement showing toys of SpongeBob Lost in Time on Burger King.]