This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Atlantis SquarePantis short "Are We There Yet?," which aired on November 13, 2007.
- Announcer: The Journey to Atlantis by Vantis!
- [Squidward is reading a book. SpongeBob rises behind his seat.]
- SpongeBob: [pokes Squidward] Squidward, are we there yet?
- Squidward: Go away.
- SpongeBob: [pats Squidward's head] Sure thing. Didn't mean to bother ya. [lowers behind Squidward's seat. He then lowers from a door in the ceiling]
- Squidward: What the...!?
- SpongeBob: Squidward, are we there yet?
- Squidward: [closes the door SpongeBob is lowered from] Knock it off, SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: [pops out of Squidward's book. Pages fly out] But are we there-
- Squidward: [cuts him off] No, we are not there yet! And do you know how I know that? [SpongeBob shakes his head horizontally] Because the bus hasn't moved yet!
- SpongeBob: Ahh. Are we there yet?
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