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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Atlantis SquarePantis short "Are We There Yet?," which aired on November 13, 2007.
Announcer: The Journey to Atlantis by Vantis!
(Squidward is reading a book, SpongeBob rises behind his seat)
SpongeBob: (Pokes Squidward) Squidward, are we there yet?
Squidward: Go away.
SpongeBob: (Pats Squidward's head) Sure thing. Didn't mean to bother ya. (SpongeBob lowers behind Squidward's seat)
(Zooms out to show Spongebob sitting next to Squidward)
SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward, are we there yet?
Squidward: Stop it, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Yes sir, Squidward. (SpongeBob walks away) Sorry, Squidward.
Squidward: What a nut job.
(He then lowers from a door in the ceiling)
Squidward: What the...!?
SpongeBob: Squidward, are we there yet?
Squidward: (Closes door SpongeBob is lowered from) Knock it off SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: (Pops out of Squidward's book. Pages fly out) But are we there-
Squidward: (Cuts him off) No, we are not there yet! And do you know how I know that? (SpongeBob shakes his head horizontally) BECAUSE THE BUS HASEN'T MOVED YET!
SpongeBob: Aaaahhh. Are we there yet?
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