This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Back to the Past short "And Krabs Saves the Day," which aired on June 14, 2011.
- [Man Ray steals Mermaid Man's nose and he laughs evilly]
- Mermaid Man: You better get that back, Man Ray!
- Man Ray: HAHAHA! Or else? [Mermaid Man passed Man Ray]
- Mermaid Man: Or else i'll take it back. [whistles while he puts the nose back in the face] Now prepare for the help of heaping with your your deep, frying Tartar Sauce.
- Man Ray: OH NO!
- [tartar sauce was empty]
- Mermaid Man: Empty?
- Barnacle Boy: But how?
- Patrick: [burps] What?
- Man Ray: [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are both tied up] Well well well! Not so fast without your Tartar...
- Mr. Krabs: AAAAAARRRGH!!!!!!! [pours Man Ray with tartar sauce. Man Ray sighs]
- Mermaid Man: Who was that?
- Barnacle Boy: I dunno.
- Mr. Krabs: They call me "Super-Tight-Wad!" [snaps the rope of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and Krabs hands Mermaid Man a bill] Here's the bill for services renders.
- Mermaid Man: [$81,710,421 shown to the bill] WHAT?!?! We don't have that kind of money.
- Mr. Krabs: No money, eh?
- [at the Krusty Krab]
- Mermaid Man: Two large krabby patties, comin right up, sir.
- Mr. Krabs: Excellent work boys. Just six more years to pay off your debt. [Laughs]
- Mermaid Man: Man Ray doesn't seem very evil.
- Barnacle Boy: No.