Mr. Krabs: Please be money, please be money. (Pulls out postcard from mailbox.) Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. (Reads postcard) "Dear Mr. Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? "This sounds too good to be true!"
(Cuts to scene at Squidward by his mailbox)
Squidward: (Reads postcard) "Dear Squidward, come tomy house tonight I am having a latte sipping contest. This sound too good to be true!"
(Cuts to Sandy Cheeks treedome)
Sandy:(Reading postcard) "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair. Oh SpongeBob this sounds plumb good to be true!" (Science experiment fizzes)
(Cuts to Larry the Lobster lifting weights)
Larry:(Reading postcard) "Um..I am having a weight lifting competiton! This sounds too good to be true!"
(Cuts to Mrs. Puff)
Mrs. Puff:(Gasps while reading postcard) "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road? That sounds too good to be true."
(Cuts to the Chum Bucket and Plankton)
Plankton: (Reading postcard) "A meeting of the minds to dicuss the downfall of the Krusty Krab? This sounds too good to be true!"
(Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door)
SpongeBob: Welcome friends! Please come in!
(The gang walks in)
SpongeBob: I'm so you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!
Mr. Krabs: Eh... SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: "Yes, Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: Can we skip the magic and get right to the free money?
Squidward:What about the latte sipping?
Larry the Lobster:And what about the pumping of the iron?
Plankton: And diblogical cocerispy?
Sandy: And let's not forget the science fair!
SpongeBob: The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!
Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward and Pearl: I knew it was too good to be true!
(Patrick bursts through the crowd)
Patrick: Sorry I'm late SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!
Plankton: That does it I'm out of here!
(Plankton starts to exit, but Larry the Lobster steps on him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy all squishing him.)
SpongeBob: Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! (Clicks button)
(A slide of Patrick appears on the screen, but it's not centered onto the projector)
Squidward: Looks more like a slip than a slide. Ha ha ha!
Mr. Krabs: Seen enough. [They start leaving now when Sandy is angry]
Spongebob: Wait! Come back! (Moves projector) See, its Patrick!
Patrick: Hey! Its me!
Squidward: Why is it all orange and blurry?
Squidward: See, right there on the entire thing.
Spongebob: Oh! That's because Patrick was spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz.