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A SquarePants Family Vacation (transcript)

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A SquarePants Family Vacation
Season №: 8
Episode №: 159
Airdate: November 11, 2011
Previous: The Googly Artiste
Next: Patrick's Staycation
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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "A SquarePants Family Vacation" from season eight, which aired on November 11, 2011.

  • (Mr. Krabs walks out from his house)
  • Mr. Krabs: Please be money, please be money. (Pulls out postcard from mailbox.) Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. (Reads postcard) "Dear Mr. Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? "This sounds too good to be true!"
  • (Cuts to scene at Squidward by his mailbox)
  • Squidward: (Reads postcard) "Dear Squidward, come tomy house tonight I am having a latte sipping contest. This sound too good to be true!"
  • (Cuts to Sandy Cheeks treedome)
  • Sandy: (Reading postcard) "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair. Oh SpongeBob this sounds plumb good to be true!" (Science experiment fizzes)
  • (Cuts to Larry the Lobster lifting weights)
  • Larry: (Reading postcard) "Um..I am having a weight lifting competiton! This sounds too good to be true!"
  • (Cuts to Mrs. Puff)
  • Mrs. Puff: (Gasps while reading postcard) "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road? That sounds too good to be true."
  • (Cuts to the Chum Bucket and Plankton)
  • Plankton: (Reading postcard) "A meeting of the minds to dicuss the downfall of the Krusty Krab? This sounds too good to be true!"
  • (Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door)
  • SpongeBob: Welcome friends! Please come in!
  • (The gang walks in)
  • SpongeBob: I'm so you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!
  • Mr. Krabs: Eh... SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: "Yes, Mr. Krabs?"
  • Mr. Krabs: Can we skip the magic and get right to the free money?
  • Squidward: What about the latte sipping?
  • Larry the Lobster: And what about the pumping of the iron?
  • Plankton: And diblogical cocerispy?
  • Sandy: And let's not forget the science fair!
  • SpongeBob: The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!
  • Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry the Lobster, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward and Pearl: I knew it was too good to be true!
  • (Patrick bursts through the crowd)
  • Patrick: Sorry I'm late SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!
  • Plankton: That does it I'm out of here!
  • (Plankton starts to exit, but Larry the Lobster steps on him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy all squishing him.)
  • SpongeBob: Wait! Wait! You're going to miss the first slide! (Clicks button)
  • (A slide of Patrick appears on the screen, but it's not centered onto the projector)
  • Squidward: Looks more like a slip than a slide. Ha ha ha!
  • Mr. Krabs: Seen enough. [They start leaving now when Sandy is angry]
  • Spongebob: Wait! Come back! (Moves projector) See, its Patrick!
  • Patrick: Hey! Its me!
  • Squidward: Why is it all orange and blurry?
  • Spongebob: Where?
  • Squidward: See, right there on the entire thing.
  • Spongebob: Oh! That's because Patrick was spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz.
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