A Pal for Gary/transcript

(The episode begins where SpongeBob feeds Gary, Snellie and Lary. SpongeBob pours the organic snail food into Gary, Snellie and Lary's foodbowls and Gary, Snellie and Lary eats the organic snail food. SpongeBob throws the can of organic snail food by the dirty dishes, and a barrel a barrel hits SpongeBob back in the living room and his can of snailfood lands on his nose. Gary, Snellie and Lary slithers to him)

Gary: Meow. (in a high pitched male voice) Thanks for feeding us some snailfood SpongeBob. can you get some of it out of my head?

SpongeBob: (laughs) Okay, Gare I'll get out of your hair, buddy. (pushes his nose and his Krusty Krab uniform hat pops up from his head He walks out the door) See you later Gare. (Gary is seen holding a leash in his mouth)

Snellie: (in a high pitched female voice) Can we go to the krusty krab with you?

SpongeBob: Oh, you want to go for a walk. Sorry Snail-Tales, but I don't have time for a walk right now. Gotta get to the old job. You just have to stay here alone by yourself little buddies. But I promise as soon as I'm done at work we'll play... together. OK.......Love you Gare-bear.... Bye Snellie.... See ya Lary.... Bye. (goes outside and closes the the door)

Lary: (in Mitchmitchellson's voice) Let's watch some T.V. while SpongeBob comes back from work.

Gary and Snellie: Okay!

(Gary picks up a leash. He lassos the leash and opens the top cabnet and gets out a can of snailfood and puts it next to them. He lassos the soda drinking cowboy hat and floats it right on top of the chair he slithers towards the chair with the remote in his mouth, while the soda drinking cowboy hat lands on his shell. He turns on the T.V. as we see a cowboy riding a sea horse)

SpongeBob: Poor little snails just wanted some fun time. (sighs) I just can image what they feel like when they're left alone. (walks away, while Gary, Snellie and Lary are watching T.V. laughing and meowing. Cut to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is sweeping all the dust from the floor with his broom next to the customer sitting at the table eating a Krabby Patty. Another customer walks in) Welcome to the Kru... (notices that he has a purple pet worm on a leash which barked) Sorry sir, but Mr. Krabs has a no pet policy. I'm afraid your worm will have to wait outside.

Customer: Oh I could never do that. He gets so lonely and upset when he's left alone. (to his pet worm) Sorry, buddy I guess I can't buy you that Krabby Patty. Let's just go home.

Mr. Krabs: Eh? (walks towards the customer blocking the double doors) Wait. Now hold on there. Why didn't ya say you were buying that pet a Krabby Patty? Tell you what, for your troubles I'm gonna give you two Krabby Patties at regular price. SpongeBob, give this responsible pet owner two Krabby Patties. (we hear Gary meow inside SpongeBob's head)

SpongeBob: Responsible pet owner. I leave Gary, Snellie and Lary alone all by themselves all day. I'd better call them just to be sure if they're okay. (walks towards the phone and answers it and calls Gary, Snellie and Lary but no answer) Too distraught to even answer the phone.

Phone: (in SpongeBob's voice) Hello. You've reached spongebob and...C'mon Gary. (in Gary's Voice) Meow. (SpongeBob's voice) Gary. (laughs) The two of us are having too much fun together to answer the phone right now. so, leave the massage and will call you right back. Not as long as we take a break and have fun... together! (Spongebob and Gary laugh)

SpongeBob: My outgoing message is a lie. (cut to SpongeBob's home where Gary, Snellie and Lary are still watching the T.V.)(on phone) Gary, are you there? Gary, it's SpongeBob. Just checking in. If you're there please pick up...

Gary, Snellie and Lary: (meowing and laughing and drinking a soda in a cowboy hat)

SpongeBob: Just hang in there, Gary, Daddy'll be home soon. (hangs up the phone and sighs) (cut to that night where SpongeBob changes the "open" sigh to "closed" sigh and walks out the door where he closes the double doors. Just then we see Mr. Krabs working on the tar machine)

Mr. Krabs: Well well well, SpongeBob SquarePants. I was just about to re-tar the parking Why don't you come help me, boy?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I'd really love to help, but I've got three lonely pet snails alone at home.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, say no more. You go on home to your pet turtle or whatever right now go.

SpongeBob: Really Mr. Krabs? You'd let me do that?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure just come in five hours early tomorrow to finish up the parking lot.

SpongeBob: You're the best, Mr. Krabs! (cut to SpongeBob running home) Poor Gary, Snellie and Lary must have been left alone. How am I going to keep them happy when they're not alone while I'm at the Krusty Krab?

Timmy: Wow, Dad is it really mine to keep?

Fred: Sure son. Now you have a furry friend to give your pet without getting lonely. (SpongeBob stops and sees Timmy with a blue mini eel) And now Daddy can go on his business trips guilt-free.

SpongeBob: Mayhap if I get Gary, Snellie and Lary a pal they could play with, they wouldn't be so lonely while I'm at work.

Timmy: Hey, thanks Dad.

SpongeBob: (runs over there) They're so precious! (we see a bunch of mini colorful and cute eels surrounding the mysterious store owner lady) SOLD! I'll take that one right there!

Store Owner: You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous... huh?

SpongeBob: Oh yeah this is the one. (picks a green mini eel which is in a small cage)

Store Owner: Beware, boy, this is no ordinary pet!

SpongeBob: Oh, Gary, Snellie and Lary are gonna be so happy!

Store Owner: You must to understand. These pets can be very unstable. especially around other pets! (shows a picture of a cat next to another green mini eel which he growls at it)

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, bye. (walks off)

Store Owner: Why bother? They never listen. (sighs. Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house where Gary, Snellie and Lary are still watching T.V. drinking a soda from the soda drinking cowboy hat)

Gary: I wonder how SpongeBob's doing at his job at the Krusty Krab.

Snellie: He must be running late or something.

Lary: Who knows? Maybe he's got a surprise for us snails.

T.V.: Sheriff, I've caught the bank robber. (throws a small cowboy hat on the table) There's your culprit right here. Now cuff him.(SpongeBob appears from behind the T.V.)

SpongeBob: Hello, Snail-Tales!

Gary: Meow.

Snellie: Meow.

Lary: Oh, SpongeBob. You're back.

SpongeBob: I've brought you three a surprise. (takes out a mini green eel from behind his back) Your very own play pal. (sets it on the chair next to Gary, Snellie and Lary) His name is Puffy Fluffy and he'll keep you company while I'm at work. Oh, you four get to know each other I'll be right back. (runs off to get something)

Gary: Hello Puffy Fluffy.

Snellie: Hi!

Gary, Snellie and Lary: Meooooow.

Puffy Fluffy: Rawwwwwwwwwwr!! (SpongeBob comes back with Gary's foodbowl while Puffy Fluffy return to his cute self)

SpongeBob: Come and get it! (sets food bowl down and pours a can of snail food inside it. Gary, Snellie and Lary slithers to their food bowls and starts to eat but SpongeBob stops them) Snail-Tales! What happen to your matters? You three be nice and share with Puffy Fluffy. (writes "Puffy Fluffy" next to "Gary" name on Gary's food bowl) Come here you. (sets him next to the other side of Gary's food bowl) There you are, Fluffy. Now eat up I'm gonna go make my enchiladas. (walks off and gets something When Gary, Snellie and Lary starts eating their food Puffy Fluffy Scares them)

Puffy Fluffy: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwr!! (eats Gary, Snellie and Lary's foodbowls and Gary, Snellie and Lary runs and hides behind the wall next to the T.V.. Puffy Fluffy chases after his and is about to eat them when SpongeBob comes back)

SpongeBob: Done! (Puffy Fluffy returns to his cute self) Oh, enchiladas are hot hot hot! (sits down on the chair and begins to eat when he sees Gary, Snellie and Lary hiding behind the T.V. scared) Garold, it is not nice to ecnore new friends. (picks up Gary, Snellie, Lary and Puffy Fluffy toward the toys) Why don't you four play a little? That'll keep you on. (went back to his chair) Great, now my enchiladas are cold. (Gary, Snellie and Lary plays with their squeaky toys with Puffy Fluffy when Puffy Fluffy scares him)

Puffy Fluffy: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr!! (rips the squeaky carrot toy with his sharp teeth onto SpongeBob's enchilada dinner. Puffy Fluffy jaws on Gary,Snellie and Lary but Gary, Snellie and Lary runs and hops on SpongeBob's head)

SpongeBob: Snail-Tales, what has gone into you little guys, huh? (picks Gary from behind his head) Because you refuse to be cooperate with our new friend and you have ruined my enchiladas dinner, I have but no choice to put you to siesta early tonight. (cut to the living room where SpongeBob puts down Gary, Snellie and Lary on a small green bed) I hope you're happy now.

Gary: We sure are.

SpongeBob: Good. Because you three can sleep with your new friend. (sets Puffy Fluffy on a small green bed and Gary, Snellie and Lary gets scared. SpongeBob covers them up with a small blanket) Aww, look at you four so cute together!

Gary, Snellie and Lary: Meooooooow.

SpongeBob: I accept your apology, Snail-Tales. Now, you three be good to him. Good night. (walks off to bed when Puffy Fluffy scares Gary, Snellie and Lary)

Puffy Fluffy: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwr!! (cut to SpongeBob going in his bed in his room)

SpongeBob: Ahh. I can rest so peacefully, now that Gary, Snellie and Lary's got a good pal they could play with. (goes to sleep when Gary, Snellie and Lary bursts through the door and runs toward SpongeBob scared)

Gary, Snellie and Lary: MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! (hops on SpongeBob's bed)

SpongeBob: Snail-Tales! shame on you three! (takes Gary, Snellie and Lary back in the living room) Puffy Fluffy is perfectly harmless. (takes off the blanket and sees it) See there he is fast asleep. Now will you let me sleep, Snail-Tales, please? (sets Gary, Snellie and Lary back on a small green bed and covers him with a small blanket) Good night. (turns off the light and closes the door) (Gary, Snellie and Lary looks at Puffy Fluffy but it's only its skin. Just then there's a noise coming from the down stairs kitchen. Gary, Snellie and Lary goes into the kitchen and sees a big green thing behind the fridge eating. Gary, Snellie and Lary slithers over there. It was Puffy Fluffy as a monster)

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!

Gary, Snellie and Lary: MEOOOOOOW!!!

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!! (sticks out four tongues with large sharp teeth)

Gary, Snellie and Lary: (in terror) MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! (Cut to SpongeBob who is sleeping. Cut back to Gary, Snellie and Lary slithering toward the oven. Gary looks behind, grabs a pan, and turns around. Snellie and Lary got behind Gary. Gary tries to stop Puffy Fluffy Monster with the pan. Cut back to SpongeBob who is still sleeping. Cut back to Gary, Snellie and Lary being chased by Puffy Fluffy Monster)

Gary, Snellie and Lary: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! (Puffy Fluffy Monster Chases him into SpongeBob's library. Gary, Snellie and Lary stops in front of the books, turns around, and sees Puffy Fluffy Monster who's about to eat them. They get away quickly as they can and hides behind a pile of books, as Puffy Fluffy Monster chases Gary, Snellie and Lary around the pile of books and uses his big tail fin and hits the fireplace where the log is. Gary, Snellie and Lary gets away quickly as they can and dodges the fire which burns the library all over the place. Puffy Fluffy Monster scares Gary, Snellie and Lary by the fire. Cut back to SpongeBob who is still sleeping when he sniffs something burning coming from down the stairs)

SpongeBob: (talking to his sleep) Mmmmm. You're making meatballs, Grandma? Time for dinner already? (Cut back to Gary,Snellie and Lary in the bathroom putting out the fire with a pot full of water from the tub. The fire is put out.)

Gary, Snellie and Lary: Phew. (sees that Puffy Fluffy Monster is ruining several of SpongeBob's pants with his big sharp teeth. Puffy Fluffy Monster roars at Gary, Snellie and Lary and they screams. Puffy Fluffy Monster spits out several of SpongeBob's torn pants) MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!! (runs towards Puffy Fluffy Monster Who's ruining the library books and tries to stop him on the back with their teeth. Puffy Fluffy Monster looks at Gary, Snellie and Lary trying to stop him with their teeth on his back but he hits them toward the bookshelf)

Gary, Snellie and Lary: Oooow! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! (sees Puffy Fluffy Monster who's about to eat them but they jump over him and runs quickly toward the garage they turn around screams and sees Puffy Fluffy about to eat them. Cut back to SpongeBob who is still sleeping and the ceiling is starting to crack and fall. Cut back to Gary, Snellie and Lary who is chased by Puffy Fluffy rushing towards the wall)

Gary, Snellie and Lary: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! (being chased by Puffy Fluffy Monster in the living room. Zooms out to SpongeBob's Pineapple house which is shaking. The next morning, the foghorn alarm goes off with the ceiling cracks falling off)

SpongeBob: Better go check down stairs and see if my little buddies are getting along! (notices a peace of ceiling crack) Huh? What's this? Must have been a sea quake last night. Oh well, what are you gonna do? (opens the galley door which falls over) That's unusual. WHOA!! (sees the library which is a total wreck) My library! (gasps) And my prized memoirs of T.S. Halibut! (gasps) My clothes! (picks up his torn pants) This was no random sea quake. Who could have done this? Why, there was one here except for...(gets mad)...Snail-Tales. I bet they're jealous about the new friend. (goes down the stairs to the kitchen door) Snail-Tales you three are in BIG trouble!! (tries to open the excercise room door but it's locked) Gary, Snellie, Lary, unlock this door this instant. (we see Gary, Snellie and Lary are about to get eaten by Puffy Fluffy Monster which he puts his four long tongues on Gary, Snellie and Lary) All right Snail-Tales, you three have let me no choice! (rushes toward the door which is knocked over) SNAIL-TALES!!!!!!

Gary, Snellie and Lary: MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!! (about to get eaten by Puffy Fluffy Monster)

SpongeBob: (to Puffy Fluffy Monster) You put Fluffy down right now! Bad boy, Gary! (Puffy Fluffy Monster looks at SpongeBob) Bad! Bad! Bad, Gary! Bad! Bad Girl Snellie! Bad boy Lary! Bad! Bad! Bad Gary! (Puffy Fluffy Monster puts down Gary, Snellie and Lary gently on the floor) I have told and told you a told you and told you and told you and... Oh hello. Are you a friend of Fluffy? (Puffy Fluffy Monster is about to eat SpongeBob with one of his four long tongues) What's goin' on? Okay, this is starting to get hurt.

Gary, Snellie and Lary: (gets up and sees SpongeBob about to get eaten and gasps) SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: That's what I've been trying to tell you...(Puffy Fluffy Monster shuts SpongeBob up with one of his four long tongues)

Gary: Hold on, SpongeBob!

Snellie: We'll save you!

Lary: Yeah!

(Gary, Snellie and Lary rushes fast as he could and comes back with his cowboy gear on when dramatic western music plays. they lassos his leash and hits Puffy Fluffy Monster right in the face and it let goes of SpongeBob covered in monster slime. Gary, Snellie and Lary lassos their leashes and puts it through Puffy Fluffy Monster's Four long tongues and pulls on' em really tight)

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!! (brushes outside the house) RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!! (runs off roaring and crying)

SpongeBob: FLUFFY!!! FLUFFY WAIT!!!! (Gary, Snellie and Lary slithers to SpongeBob) Well, Snail-Tales, what do you have to say for yourselves?

Gary, Snellie and Lary: Were sorry, SpongeBob.

Gary: All we ever wanted is to play with Puffy Fluffy.

Snellie: Too bad he's such a monster. At first he was going to eat us snails but we saved your life.

Lary: Yeah, were sorry you had to see that.

SpongeBob: Good. Is there anything else that I can take you to Snail-Tales?

Gary, Snellie and Lary: Well...

(scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob carries Gary, Snellie and Lary into the kitchen)

SpongeBob: Ah, this is more like it. From now on I'm taking you wherever I go. No more lonely days alone at home. (puts Gary, Snellie and Lary down. Mr. Krabs gasps)

Mr. Krabs: What are those filthy animals doing in me kitchen?

SpongeBob: (laughs) It's me, SpongeBob. I brought Gary, Snellie and Lary along to help out. (puts three Krusty krab uniform hats on Gary, Snellie and Lary)

Mr. Krabs: Free... labor? Why didn't ya say so? (takes out a spatula) Serve em' up, snails! (hands Gary, Snellie and Lary three spatulas. Gary, Snellie and Lary sighs)