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− | |title = 20,000 Patties Under the Sea |
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− | |next = The Battle of Bikini Bottom |
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− | |season = 5 |
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− | |episode = 97a |
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− | |airdate = [[November 23]], [[2007]] |
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− | |seasonname = five |
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{{L|''[in Jellyfish Fields]''}} |
{{L|''[in Jellyfish Fields]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...}} |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob sees jellyfish]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Hello?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hello?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Please reply.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Please reply.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|I wonder if I can order pizza with these |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Please, contact immanent Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Please, contact immanent Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're |
+ | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... ''[SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams]'' ... noises.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oops. ''[they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oops. ''[they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Is he still after us, Patrick?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Is he still after us, Patrick?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|I don't know, buddy |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I don't know, buddy!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Should we turn around and check?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Should we turn around and check?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[they both turn around and trip over something]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Ok. ''[they both turn around and trip over something]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. [Patrick shows a big rock on the back of his head]}} |
{{L|Patrick|I think I landed on a rock. [Patrick shows a big rock on the back of his head]}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Squidward lowers down his sunglasses]''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|That's just Squidward sunbathing again. ''[Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No, not that, Patrick. This!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No, not that, Patrick. This!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|What is it?}} |
{{L|Patrick|What is it?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.}} |
{{L|Patrick|We?}} |
{{L|Patrick|We?}} |
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{{L|''[cut to large piles of dirt]''}} |
{{L|''[cut to large piles of dirt]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?}} |
{{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|I'll say. ''[his entire chest is covered with hair]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder]'' Kinda dark, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! ''[looks inside]'' Go on, you first. ''[Patrick climbs down a ladder with SpongeBob following]'' Kinda dark, huh?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, dark.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, there |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. ''[pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine]'' Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!}} |
− | {{L|Patrick| |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Now hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Gimme that wheel!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Gimme that wheel!}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''[the submarine goes crazy]''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|No! Let go! I wanna drive! ''[the submarine goes crazy. scene cuts to the Krusty Krab]''}} |
− | {{L|''[scene cuts to the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?}} |
{{L|Squidward|Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you pretend to listen for |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you just pretend to listen for once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} |
{{L|Squidward|Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|La la la la la la la la la la.}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|La la la la la la la la la la la la.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, of course! But how? ''[the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? [Squidward looks up] Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Can we park here? [Squidward looks up] Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.}} |
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{{L|Man|No thanks.}} |
{{L|Man|No thanks.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Now what?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Now what?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Man]'' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. ''[to Man]'' Are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.}} |
{{L|Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away]''}} |
{{L|Man|Yeah, I'm pretty sure. ''[starts to walk away]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! We'll pay ya!}} |
{{L|Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}} |
{{L|Man|Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, sir, come again!}} |
{{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}} |
{{L|Plankton|Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. ''[an alarm sets off]''}} |
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{{L|Voice|Customer approaching.}} |
{{L|Voice|Customer approaching.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt]'' Oh, no. You burnt all the patties |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? ''[cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt]'' Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?}} |
{{L|Truck Driver|[sees there are no more rocks] Hey, the rocks are all gone.}} |
{{L|Truck Driver|[sees there are no more rocks] Hey, the rocks are all gone.}} |
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{{L|Crowd|Aww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}} |
{{L|Crowd|Aww! ''[Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Folks, have I got a deal for you. ''[the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them]''}} |
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{{L|Jack|Alright, get 'im! [they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]}} |
{{L|Jack|Alright, get 'im! [they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?}} |
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab...eyes?"}} |
{{L|Patrick|No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab...eyes?"}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Here, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Here, let me see. ''[looks through periscope]'' No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oh, OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oh, OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless...''[SpongeBob turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]''...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|An abyss is a bottomless... ''[SpongeBob turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss]'' ...chasm! ''[an alarm goes off]'' Pat, we're falling!}} |
{{L|Patrick|And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!}} |
{{L|Patrick|And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!}} |
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{{L|Plankton|''[he sees them falling]'' Yes! Yes!}} |
{{L|Plankton|''[he sees them falling]'' Yes! Yes!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo hoo!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Woo hoo!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Order...uh...up! ''[the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Order...uh...up! ''[the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]''}} |
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− | {{L|Plankton|Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''[looks at the Sea Monster paying them big money |
+ | {{L|Plankton|Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. ''[looks at the Sea Monster paying them big money ''[literally]'', he rips off the periscope]'' This calls for drastic-er-est measures! [Plankton goes into the abyss] Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!}} |
{{L|Patrick|[the Chum Charges explode around the submarine] SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?}} |
{{L|Patrick|[the Chum Charges explode around the submarine] SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|No!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No!}} |
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{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! [Plankton parachutes down]}} |
{{L|Sea Monster|I want dessert! [Plankton parachutes down]}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|We- We don't have desserts.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|We- We don't have desserts.}} |
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− | {{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My |
+ | {{L|Plankton|''[lands from his parachute]'' Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my... [the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and rolls into some wet mud]}} |
− | {{L|Sea Monster|Hey, a |
+ | {{L|Sea Monster|Hey, a chocolate éclair! [to audience] Now that looks like dessert to me!}} |
− | {{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no! You- You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss]''}} |
+ | {{L|Plankton|No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You- You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! ''[the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss. cut to the Krusty Krab]''}} |
− | {{L|''[cut to the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}} |
{{L|Janitor|''[repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously]'' There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...''[the submarine crashes into the windows again]''}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the... ''[the submarine crashes into the windows again]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|We're back, Mr. Krabs!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|And paper.}} |
{{L|Patrick|And paper.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick nod their heads, Mr. Krabs is upset]'' But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks! |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[he and Patrick nod their heads, Mr. Krabs is upset]'' But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!}} |
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Revision as of 12:58, 9 July 2014
Template:EpisodeTr/97a
- [in Jellyfish Fields]
- SpongeBob: Breaker, breaker outer perimeter, looks clear. Over.
- Patrick: Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald, Ronald, Ryan.
- SpongeBob: Are you sure you're not trying to say Roger?
- Patrick: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
- [SpongeBob sees jellyfish]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, we have visual contact. Now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.
- Patrick: Hello?
- SpongeBob: Please reply.
- Patrick: I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.
- SpongeBob: Please, contact immanent Patrick. Respond now. Please. Please!
- Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.
- SpongeBob: I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm worried it might sting me if I make any loud... [SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams] ... noises.
- Patrick: Oops. [they run away. The jellyfish shrugs it off]
- SpongeBob: Is he still after us, Patrick?
- Patrick: I don't know, buddy!
- SpongeBob: Should we turn around and check?
- Patrick: Ok. [they both turn around and trip over something]
- SpongeBob: Oh, I think I landed on my pain center.
- Patrick: I think I landed on a rock. [Patrick shows a big rock on the back of his head]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground right there.
- Patrick: That's just Squidward sunbathing again. [Patrick points to Squidward who lowers down his sunglasses]
- SpongeBob: No, not that, Patrick. This!
- Patrick: What is it?
- SpongeBob: I don't know. I think there's something buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.
- Patrick: We?
- [cut to large piles of dirt]
- SpongeBob: Phew! Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, eh, Patrick?
- Patrick: I'll say. [his entire chest is covered with hair]
- SpongeBob: Plus look at what we unearthed! A UFO! [looks inside] Go on, you first. [Patrick climbs down a ladder with SpongeBob following] Kinda dark, huh?
- Patrick: Yeah, dark.
- SpongeBob: Well, there's gotta be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. [pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine] Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! And here's the steering wheel!
- Patrick: Now hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.
- SpongeBob: Gimme that wheel!
- Patrick: No! Let go! I wanna drive! [the submarine goes crazy. scene cuts to the Krusty Krab]
- Mr. Krabs: I don't understand, Squidward. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prestigious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competition.
- Squidward: Am I getting paid extra for this conversation?
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you just pretend to listen for once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.
- Squidward: Well, since you can't bring any customers into the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?
- Mr. Krabs: Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?
- Squidward: La la la la la la la la la la la la.
- Mr. Krabs: Yes, of course! But how? [the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: Can we park here? [Squidward looks up] Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.
- Patrick: Or even around the block!
- Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. [cuts to outside] So long, boys. Make me lots of money!
- SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. [dreamily] Bye, Squidward.
- Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
- SpongeBob: I like Squidward.
- Plankton: [looking through a telescope] A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. [laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle]
- SpongeBob: Hello!
- Man: Hello.
- SpongeBob: Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?
- Man: No thanks.
- Patrick: Now what?
- SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers, not to come back. [to Man] Are you sure you don't want to be out first customer, sir.
- Man: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. [starts to walk away]
- SpongeBob: Wait! We'll pay ya!
- Man: Hey, thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!
- SpongeBob: Thank you, sir, come again!
- Plankton: Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I suspected. [an alarm sets off]
- Voice: Customer approaching.
- Plankton: Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?
- Boy: Uh, does it come in raspberry?
- Plankton: Um, no.
- Boy: Blueberry?
- Plankton: No.
- Boy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...raspberry?
- Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!
- Mable: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?
- Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.
- Truck Driver: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
- Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
- Mary: Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
- Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!
- Mary: You're probably right.
- Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. [a person throws a rock at Plankton] What the? [People start throwing rocks] No! Controls malfunctioning! [people continue to throw rocks]
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
- Patrick: Yeah?
- SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? [cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt] Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find somebody who would buy these?
- Truck Driver: [sees there are no more rocks] Hey, the rocks are all gone.
- Crowd: Aww! [Plankton smiles, but sees SpongeBob coming]
- SpongeBob: Folks, have I got a deal for you. [the crowd sees the hard patties. They buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them]
- Jack: Alright, get 'im! [they start to throw the patty rocks at Plankton]
- SpongeBob: Won't Mr. Krabs be so proud of us when he finds out how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?
- Patrick: No, but I see a sign. It says. "Warning: Ab...eyes?"
- SpongeBob: Here, let me see. [looks through periscope] No, Patrick, that says "Abyss."
- Patrick: Oh, OK. What's an abyss, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless... [SpongeBob turns around, the submarine falls down the abyss] ...chasm! [an alarm goes off] Pat, we're falling!
- Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!
- Plankton: [he sees them falling] Yes! Yes!
- Patrick: [the submarine loses its bolts and breaks in the water] And now a deafening warning siren! [SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster]
- Sea Monster: [shouts]
- SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! [looks at the Sea Monster]
- Sea Monster: Hey! [he grabs the submarine] Who are you calling dark and depressing?
- SpongeBob: Daa! We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?
- Sea Monster: Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.
- SpongeBob: Then try one of our Krabby Patties.
- Sea Monster: [he eats the Krabby Patty] Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill...back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Woo hoo!
- Patrick: Order...uh...up! [the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash]
- Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. [looks at the Sea Monster paying them big money [literally], he rips off the periscope] This calls for drastic-er-est measures! [Plankton goes into the abyss] Okay, you bums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!
- Patrick: [the Chum Charges explode around the submarine] SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?
- SpongeBob: No!
- Patrick: [a close up to SpongeBob & Patrick] Neither do I!
- Plankton: Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the... [Plankton sees the vehicle crashing into a cavern wall] Ah, who needs that old Rust Bucket anyhow.
- Sea Monster: Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!
- Patrick: [a piece of chum enters the submarine] SpongeBob, look!
- SpongeBob: What is it?
- Patrick: It's a liquid.
- SpongeBob: No, it's a solid! It's a solid!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: It's a "lol-squid."
- Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? [he sees the Chum Patty] Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!
- SpongeBob: But not just a sandwich. It's a...Chum-Wich.
- Sea Monster: [eats it and likes it] Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!
- [cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chum-Wiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the Chum-Wiches]
- SpongeBob: [the monsters belly is still rumbling] Anything else before we shove off?
- Sea Monster: I want dessert! [Plankton parachutes down]
- SpongeBob: We- We don't have desserts.
- Plankton: [lands from his parachute] Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my... [the end of the periscope breaks off, he falls down and rolls into some wet mud]
- Sea Monster: Hey, a chocolate éclair! [to audience] Now that looks like dessert to me!
- Plankton: No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You- You've got it all wrong, see... Hey! [the Sea Monster chases Plankton through the abyss. cut to the Krusty Krab]
- Janitor: [repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously] There you are, Mr. Krabs, just like new again.
- Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the... [the submarine crashes into the windows again]
- SpongeBob: We're back, Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
- SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it Mr. Krabs, we had so many new customers!
- Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Tell me about the money.
- SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of a deep, dark, abyss. And we had to let go of something heavy.
- Patrick: And paper.
- Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?
- SpongeBob: [he and Patrick nod their heads, Mr. Krabs is upset] But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!